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Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...
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Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...
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Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
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Funny story: President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...
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Funny story: My Interview with Kanye West

My Interview with Kanye West

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...
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Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

WATTS, California - The Yo Bro Record Label Company has just announced that one of its featured artists Snoop Dogg has just changed his name. The man who was born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. and started performing under the name Snoop Puppy Dogg...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...
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Funny story: The 10 Worst Hip Hop Band Names

The 10 Worst Hip Hop Band Names

Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names. Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned. Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona. Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Du...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...
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Funny story: President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

Long thought to be an American President without any significant or positive societal impacts to his credit, Former President Gerald R. Ford has recently been identified as one of the primary influencers of the break dancing boom in the early 1980's. Known more for his reluctant acceptance of the Presidential office as a result of Richard Nixon's resignation, President Ford admitted then that h...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...
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Funny story: Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old Brian Bradley, AKA Astro was the first of two to be eliminated on the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro who offended a lot of people when he disrespected the viewers because he had ended up in the bottom two learned a...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...
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Funny story: Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Hip-Hop artist Keyz has spent much of the last year in a legal struggle, after drug distribution charges were leveled against him in early 2010. The Chicago native, who's most notable for his Top 40 smash "No, But I Fa' Real Sell Drugs," had an...
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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...
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Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...
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