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Florida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name

Funny story: Florida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA - The attorney general of Florida has just sent a certified letter to rap singer Flo Rida. The letter makes it abundantly clear that the state of Florida is insisting that Tramar Dillard, who goes by the rap name Flo Rida, imm...

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Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...

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Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...

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Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...

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MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...

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President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

Funny story: President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...

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My Interview with Kanye West

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...

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The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...

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Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

WATTS, California - The Yo Bro Record Label Company has just announced that one of its featured artists Snoop Dogg has just changed his name. The man who was born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. and started performing under the name Snoop Puppy Dogg...

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Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...

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The 10 Worst Hip Hop Band Names

Funny story: The 10 Worst Hip Hop Band Names

Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names. Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned. Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona. Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Du...

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Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

Funny story: Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...

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President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

Funny story: President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

Long thought to be an American President without any significant or positive societal impacts to his credit, Former President Gerald R. Ford has recently been identified as one of the primary influencers of the break dancing boom in the early 1980's. Known more for his reluctant acceptance of the Presidential office as a result of Richard Nixon's resignation, President Ford admitted then that h...

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Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Funny story: Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...

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Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

Funny story: Kanye West Tells X-Factor Cast-Off Astro Not To Worry That He'll Take Him Under His Wing

HOLLYWOOD - Fifteen-year-old Brian Bradley, AKA Astro was the first of two to be eliminated on the latest edition of X-Factor. Astro who offended a lot of people when he disrespected the viewers because he had ended up in the bottom two learned a...

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Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Local Rapper Loses Credibility After Drug Charges Are Dropped

Hip-Hop artist Keyz has spent much of the last year in a legal struggle, after drug distribution charges were leveled against him in early 2010. The Chicago native, who's most notable for his Top 40 smash "No, But I Fa' Real Sell Drugs," had an...

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Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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