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Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Funny story: Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...

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Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 3)

Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 3)

A series of debates were scheduled by the pigs and Snowball urged construction of the windmill claiming it would boost production and ease the workload of the commune but Napoleon opposed it. The animals cheered the idea and worked even harder than before. Catch up: Part 1 Part 2 When it was obvious that Napoleon was losing the support of the farm animals he unleashed his pup raised pack of...

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Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 2)

Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 2)

The pigs became the conscience of the other animals and were led by Snowball Brown and David Napoleon along with a sycophant Nick Squealer who urged the other animals to embrace the new Tenets of Animalism with his eloquent grasp of voice while hiding his personal agenda. Catch up: Part 1 Their rise to power was made possible from the reflective and philosophical Old Major Blair whose prema...

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Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

The simplicity and blessed routine of the family farm took a hideous turn outside of Edinburgh when details emerged of an incredible event giving new meaning to hostile takeover. The end result was that a Donkey by the name of Benjamin Orwell Falkes was euthanized in response to a rampage that left a menagerie of dead beasties in its wake. The harsh reaction and quick manner of his disposition...

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Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

Funny story: Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

In Memphis, Tennessee, a young second grade student has gotten into trouble after the teacher asked the students to draw a Holiday scene. The boy handed his in, showing a manger scene with a donkey with a huge penis that fell to the floor. Th...

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Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Funny story: Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Heat-throb actor Zac Efron spilled ice cream all over his tartan slacks while attending an illegal donkey exhibition in downtown Los Angeles. The High School Musical star was wiped down by two muscular tanned bodyguards and escorted from the venue...

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Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Funny story: Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Teen heart-throb Zac Efron has denied outright that he is responsible for the theft of a donkey from the set of High School Musical 4: The College Years. Pretty boy Efron explained how shocked he was to read in the tabloid press the claims that he...

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Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Trying to Sell her Ass Down a Back Alley

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Trying to Sell her Ass Down a Back Alley

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens was photographed by a paparazzo attempting to sell her ass to a burly Latino male in an alleyway beside a seedy Los Angeles donut shop. The actress was then overheard asking the man if he was interested in...

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Aspartame Helps Tame Donkeys Used to Pull Golf Carts

Funny story: Aspartame Helps Tame Donkeys Used to Pull Golf Carts

TIBET - Aspartame controversy aside, new facts from Tibet reveal where the name aspartame (pronounced "ASS" "par" "tame") came from. When golf became quite popular in Tibet in 1970, there was just one problem. No golf carts. But, there were plenty...

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Almost a two-horse town!

Funny story: Almost a two-horse town!

Amid rising petrol prices, the villagers in a Gloucestershire village have come up with an entirely eco-friendly solution. The steep slopes (sometimes 1 in 2) of Chalford have long been a problem for cars to negotiat...

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Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Funny story: Carmen Elekra Sells Her Ass On The Streets To Make A Quick Buck

Busty beauty Carmen Elektra has taken to the streets of Hollywood in an effort to raise some hard cash for her donkey sanctuary. The former Baywatch babe hopes to raise $500,000 for her 'Asses Of Fire' charity which takes car...

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Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Funny story: Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Senator from New York, Presidential candidate, former First Lady, and husband of President Bill Clinton was once a young, aspiring actress. Early home movies from a former neighbor show that, for four consecutive year...

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Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Funny story: Braying Donkey to sue Ronan Keating

Sugar, a retired Donkey is to sue Ronan Keating for the Lion's share of his royalties, claiming to have sung the lead vocals on the vast majority of Keating's singles.

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HUMMAH Kidnap Eron Duck

Funny story: HUMMAH Kidnap Eron Duck

MIDDLE EAST (ABRAKADABRA) -- Today. Hummah (Huge Unpredictable Mozzie Mob Arse Holes) have kidnapped Eron Duck. Duck, on a goodwill visit to allied infidel forces from Wally Golly World (WGW) in the U.S., disappeared while talking to a local donkey.

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Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...

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Keanu's Donkey

On July 24, 2005, Keanu Reeves was seen "riding a donkey" down the street to a local Starbucks. It was said that he "had a saddle and a bridle on a donkey and was slowly but surely clip-clopping down the local street."...

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Donkey Can't Play Piano - Even Unable To Play Chopsticks.

Ireland - Dundalk farmer, Clive Mancini has failed to teach his donkey how to play the piano - not even chopsticks. The pitifully talentless donkey in question is Asses, a 7 year old mare.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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