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New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

Funny story: New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October. "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...

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Vondrook's Dating Survival Tips!

Funny story: Vondrook's Dating Survival Tips!

To help you navigate through the murky black sludge that is the single dating life, here are some tips for the Vondrook reader on how to achieve the highest rate of success when going on a first date. And by "success," I meaning making out or getting laid. •If your date says she likes a "take charge" type of guy, try to get the waiter or somebody to hear that as well, because that's consent, br...

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Are Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev together?

ATLANTA- Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev were seen having dinner together last Tuesday. When questioned by reporters if 'The Vampire Diaries' co-stars were together Wesley and Dobrev stammered a bit and finally denied the rumors. But could they have been...

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The Burgeoning Web-world of On-line Dating Shows a Surge in Special Interest Sites

In the burgeoning Web-world of on-line dating, there is a surge in more special interest sites. Here's a listing of the latest and hottest from the Institute of Self-Identities Promotion and Actualization. New-Age Druidic Nudists@nakedpartsmesh.web In-Shower Tweeting Networkers@wetitntextit.web You-Tube Kitty-cat Video Addicts@litterusbaby.web Secular-Humanist Utopian Druggies@nirvan...

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A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...

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For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...

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Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

Funny story: Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...

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Dating Tips By Barack Obama

Funny story: Dating Tips By Barack Obama

Being the president of the United States is really important. But so are you! And I'm here to help where it hurts. All my time in office and I've learned a few....By the way did I mention I'm the president? Not like it matters though. America is pretty much ruled by corporations. But it is nice to have an image for America. Isn't it? Anyway dating is a lot like being an American. Because I...

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Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Coco Deet, 26, a salesman at the new clothing store, Shoppers Unite, recently discovered how effective the technique, "Good Cop, Bad Cop," can be when applied to potential shoppers. "Since the economy has been so bad, our store has really suffered...

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Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

Funny story: Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady. Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...

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Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...

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Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Popular online dating site, "Plenty of Fish" is quaking in its boots as it learns of plans of a competing company to roll out a site called "Plenty of Baggage"(POB). The new format is said to be more conducive to members, old and new, that tend...

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32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.

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Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...

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Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude. Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not ha...

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Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

Funny story: Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

It is well known that men, after a divorce, look for a woman half their age plus 10 years. Recently, some men have secretly been breaking this rule and going for older women. "There are so many advantages to dating and marrying older women," explains "Tom," who asked for his name to be changed to prevent heckling from his buddies. "Other men may think I'm crazy, but these women are great. I do...

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Stacy Keilber Makes It Very Clear She Has No Desire To Date Russell Brand

BEVERLY HILLS - Now that Stacy Keibler is no longer in a relationship, her hair stylist FuFi Fondue has said that the sultry babe with the 42-inch legs is getting all kinds of date offers. Fondue said that the latest to try and put the make on Geo...

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Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Funny story: Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Well, you're off to college. The hometown where you grew up is a long ways away; things feel strange, but you're getting by. Do you know why? You're a stud; you're a player. Sometimes at the campus parties you get so drunk that you forget the first name of your Dad and even your younger brother's nickname. I know how it is, I've been there, but you have to think through all this. Get hold of y...

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