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Funny story: Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Coco Deet, 26, a salesman at the new clothing store, Shoppers Unite, recently discovered how effective the technique, "Good Cop, Bad Cop," can be when applied to potential shoppers. "Since the economy has been so bad, our store has really suffered...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady. Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...
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Funny story: Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Popular online dating site, "Plenty of Fish" is quaking in its boots as it learns of plans of a competing company to roll out a site called "Plenty of Baggage"(POB). The new format is said to be more conducive to members, old and new, that tend...
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Funny story: 32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude. Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not ha...
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Funny story: Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

It is well known that men, after a divorce, look for a woman half their age plus 10 years. Recently, some men have secretly been breaking this rule and going for older women. "There are so many advantages to dating and marrying older women," explains "Tom," who asked for his name to be changed to prevent heckling from his buddies. "Other men may think I'm crazy, but these women are great. I do...
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Funny story: Stacy Keilber Makes It Very Clear She Has No Desire To Date Russell Brand

Stacy Keilber Makes It Very Clear She Has No Desire To Date Russell Brand

BEVERLY HILLS - Now that Stacy Keibler is no longer in a relationship, her hair stylist FuFi Fondue has said that the sultry babe with the 42-inch legs is getting all kinds of date offers. Fondue said that the latest to try and put the make on Geo...
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Funny story: Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Well, you're off to college. The hometown where you grew up is a long ways away; things feel strange, but you're getting by. Do you know why? You're a stud; you're a player. Sometimes at the campus parties you get so drunk that you forget the first name of your Dad and even your younger brother's nickname. I know how it is, I've been there, but you have to think through all this. Get hold of y...
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Funny story: Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...
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Funny story: Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest. Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...
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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
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Funny story: Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...
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Funny story: Sunny days & Boogie Nights

Sunny days & Boogie Nights

I well remember a holiday that I spent with my family in Cornwall when I was a boy. Oh, those glorious summer days when the whole of my body was covered in soft downy hair and I knew that I would grow up to be rich, or famous, or both. About half-way through the holiday, Sally and myself went for a walk along the cliff tops. After an hour we stopped and sat on the grass, and gazed across the se...
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Funny story: My life as a man #26

My life as a man #26

Canadian girls ain't at all easy! I've told you readers that when I was a kid growing up in the South, we often sat on the side of the main road through town and sold apple cider, apple brandy, and boiled peanuts to the tourists travelling through West Virginia in route to Florida. Making note of the license plates on the tourist cars was always a fun way to pass the time. Of all the nort...
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