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Man Claims He Understands The Subliminal Messages Received From VP Biden

Funny story: Man Claims He Understands The Subliminal Messages Received From VP Biden

Florida man, Frank Dobson, has claimed he is being fed subliminal messages from Vice President Joe Biden and says he is "waiting further instructions". "I first began decoding the messages he was passing me through his appearances on TV and at pre...

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What is it like to be very Frank?

Funny story: What is it like to be very Frank?

After three years of phone hacking, hiding in playground shrubbery and hundreds of inconclusive photographs, today we are finally interviewing very Frank. He has kindly agreed to talk to us on the proviso that he can stuff his face choc-full of Turkish delights throughout the entirety of the interview. At certain points of the interview we may have to adjust the height, weight and circumference of...

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Willie Nelson Says Why He's Not Voting For Romney

Funny story: Willie Nelson Says Why He's Not Voting For Romney

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson has been strumming his guitar now for over 50 years and at 79, he is considered to be the Granddaddy of Country Music. Nelson, who has had more ups and downs than Pamela Anderson's underwear, says that the rough times that h...

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My life as a man #02

The question I am asked most often is: What makes you think the way you think? That question is usually followed by this question: Were you dropped on your head as a child, maybe repeatedly? The answer to both questions is: I do not know. Many of my friends who have known me since I was a boy believe that my thinking was somehow screwed up during the Summer of Love in 1968. They belie...

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Stargate Universe! - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Funny story: Stargate Universe! - a Rant on Parliament and Politics

Perhaps it's me, but today I woke up wondering if I was living in a parallel universe somehow different from the universe inhabited by the fruitloops that frequent Number 10 and the Houses of Parliament. After tripping over the cat and regaining my composure I turned the TV news on and lo, I discovered I was here on planet earth after all even if all these non-elected nutters are not. Yes, u...

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Political Correctness Certified Insane

Funny story: Political Correctness Certified Insane

A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad. PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...

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We Remember Them - Gorm Grimly

Funny story: We Remember Them - Gorm Grimly

Story told by Gorm's best chum Wombleworry Worters. It was always great to see old Gorm laughing at things with a tank-full of gigolos, and then gnawing on them should they respond in kind. I am sure he didn't hardly realise how truly loved he was by his fellow inmates, everyday we'd give him a caring clout and a timely trip whenever he truly got too big for his booters. Yes, everyone really fe...

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Vlinsky Modern Times

Funny story: Vlinsky Modern Times

Greetings! Your trusted pal Maltram here with more stories of captivation from our Island of Vlinsky. Today, story of painful misfortunes for your beguilement. Enjoy my faithful friends. Just about one year ago Georgy Pestramovic (44), Vlinsky, fell down a flight of stairs, breaking his arm and two front teeth which had only recently grown back. To add to this he also badly burned his hand o...

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"Son of N!xau" Being Groomed for 'The Gods Must Be Crazy (Part VI)'

Funny story: "Son of N!xau" Being Groomed for 'The Gods Must Be Crazy (Part VI)'

(Entertainment Weakly, Hollywood) - Eight years after his poor dad's death, Z!xau, son of Namibian bush-farmer-turned-actor-turned-bush-farmer, N!xau, has shown interest in picking up where his late father left off. Our reporter in the bush submit...

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Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Funny story: Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Barnstoneworth woman, Elizabeth Golightly was today remanded in protective custody for her own good, by Barnstoneworth Magistrates, after being accused by neighbours of being a raving loony. The court heard how Ms Golightly was widely regarded in...

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Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

Funny story: Norfolk Ghost Finally Caught

The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30. It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams. This caused outrage in...

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Mormon Tablernacle Choir Organist Goes Postal

Funny story: Mormon Tablernacle Choir Organist Goes Postal

Frank Ashton, one of the official organists for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, went on a shooting rampage after a recent choir concert, killing or wounding two members of the choir, four members or the Orchestra at Temple Square, and eleven concert goe...

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Story Baffles Readers - Writer disowns himself

After believing for more decades than he'd care to remember that he did not actually exist, Colonel Sanders (aka the invisible piss fish) has inevitably died. He met his end in a fit of uncontrollable rage with the sheer disgust he felt at the 'we bu...

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"Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

Funny story: "Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

LONDON - According to a man who claims to be a neighbour, intrepid television survivalist and the youngest Briton to ever summit Mount Everest, Bear Grylls has gone completely mad. According to his alleged neighbour, Bear Grylls has been indulging...

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Archaeologists are Downgraded to Absolutely Barking

Archaeologists, especially of the popular TV variety, have astounded viewers and university departments from different disciplines it has emerged. That they can find any old piece of rotting wood and imagine that they have stumbled upon a vast commu...

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Charlie Sheen Hires Make-Up Artist to Give him "Crazy" Look

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Hires Make-Up Artist to Give him "Crazy" Look

Many folks these days are calling Charlie Sheen crazy and with good cause. But there are a few folks keeping an eye on Sheen. Some say he's crazy alright, crazy like a fox. The latest conspiracy theory out there is that all the nutty things Sheen...

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Local Man Goes Crazy Reading Spoof Site

Funny story: Local Man Goes Crazy Reading Spoof Site

Robert Kristen of Podunk, Kentucky has been committed to the Lautner Funny Farm and his wife has told the whole Podunk community that it is due to his reading all those Spoof stories. "He started seeing what he thought was his own name so he went...

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Gaddafi Is Delusional, Just Like We Are, Says US

Funny story: Gaddafi Is Delusional, Just Like We Are, Says US

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is "delusional" and "unfit to lead", the United States ambassador to the United Nations has said, adding to this "In this respect, he is no different to our own leaders." Susan Rice was speaking after Colonel Gaddafi...

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