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Funny story: A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...
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Funny story: Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

VANCOUVER, WA-What was supposed to be a simple coffee purchase turned in to a critical moment in the career of George Blankenship, associate professor of English at Washington State University Vancouver as he exchanged glances with one of his Feminis...
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Funny story: Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...
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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...
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Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
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Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
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Funny story: Colorado's Population Is Booming Thanks To Marijuana

Colorado's Population Is Booming Thanks To Marijuana

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has predicted that Colorado's population will double within the next 12 months. The ADGA stated that recent polls show that the fact that Colorado has made it legal to purchase marijuana has caused a...
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Funny story: Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf. This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...
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Funny story: College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students. Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...
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Funny story: Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you. Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...
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Funny story: College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...
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Funny story: Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!" When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
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Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
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Funny story: Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!

Well, you're off to college. The hometown where you grew up is a long ways away; things feel strange, but you're getting by. Do you know why? You're a stud; you're a player. Sometimes at the campus parties you get so drunk that you forget the first name of your Dad and even your younger brother's nickname. I know how it is, I've been there, but you have to think through all this. Get hold of y...
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Funny story: Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that disgraced former Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice has received so much hate mail, text messages, phone calls, tweets, and emails that he is in a state of depression. Sherwood...
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Funny story: Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice

Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice

NEW YORK CITY - Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice has just been fired and rightly so. The poor excuse for an adult was videotaped abusing his players by pushing them, shoving them, hitting them, kicking them, and even tossing basketballs at them...
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Funny story: Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

Marijuana Legalization Responsible for University Patrol Lay-Offs in Colorado

DENVER - University patrol officers file for unemployment throughout Colorado just a few months after the state effectively passed ballot initiatives legalizing, taxing, and regulating recreational marijuana use. After Amendment 64 had passed, un...
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