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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

HOLLYWOOD - Mother and daughter, Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, were purse shopping at Purcharelli's Purses & Stuff when they were asked about the botox rumors. Platrow smiled and said that yes it was true that she had indeed received a li...
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Funny story: Botox Bandit

Botox Bandit

A woman dubbed the 'Botox Bandit' has finally been arrested after stealing/having umpteen cosmetic treatments reputably costing well over $5,000. Seemingly,Tanya Hyde, 29, travelled around Florida having numerous wrinkle fillers, facials and vario...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Most people agree that Kate Gosselin was looking pretty bitchin' there for awhile with her cute hairstyle, deep tan and her hard body. But now, after she apparently has had some botox injections around her eyes, she just looks bitchy. It appears as i...
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Funny story: Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

Botox Leads to Long Term Erections

CHICAGO, IL -- A Forest Lakes accountant, Mortimer Schwartz, is suing a plastic surgeon for medical malpractice claiming the doctor caused him a permanent condition of erectile maximus syndrome (PMS). After seeking medical assistance for his ere...
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Funny story: The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

SANTA MONICA, California - Former actor Burt Reynolds who gained world wide fame through his Smokey and The Bandit Movies 1 thru 17, was saddened to hear about the new Federal Botox Tax. Reynolds, who says that every day he regrets dumping Sally F...
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Funny story: London bar launches Bad Buttocks Procedure cocktail

London bar launches Bad Buttocks Procedure cocktail

London - (Rat & Parrot): "Guys, I've named it after Mexican rock star sensation Alejandra Guzman," barman Dave Spritzer told reporters today. The 21 year-old Latin Grammy winner imortalising the three parts Tequila, two parts rattlesnake semen...
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Funny story: Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

News outlets were trying to see what type of facial reactions and body motions both vice presidential candidates would show in the debate, but with one of the candidates that might have been a problem because of botox injection rumors. CBS had hir...
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Funny story: FDA Warns Botox Causes Infection and Death

FDA Warns Botox Causes Infection and Death

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The FDA has announced that after intensive investigations it has determined that Botox injections lead to infection and death.
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth to Be Engaged To Heather Mills: The Saga Continues

Bruce Forsyth to Be Engaged To Heather Mills: The Saga Continues

One of Britain's iconic TV entertainers, Bruce Forsyth who claims he is 35 years-old but looks about 80 has just announced that he is to be engaged to Heather Mills. Forsyth met his latest love a...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

New York: Some of us are very gifted in some departments, whereas others lag behind. But Blond heiress Paris, wasn't willing to take "flat" for an answer. It is no news that the blond is fond of fashion...
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Funny story: New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

If Botox is what you need to get rid of those lines and wrinkles then Super-Botox with three times the power should be even better. Not necessarily! The new product was recalled yesterday after users' faces were pulled so tight they had to be tr...
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Funny story: Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL-John Kerry (Search), the 60-year-old Democratic Presidential frontrunner, admitted to Botox injections but later said that he was mistaken and claimed he hadn...
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