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Obama Demands Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

In a surprising turn of events President Barack Obama has issued a formal request to examine the birth certificate of real estate magnate Donald Trump. The question of Trump's paternity arose recently following the so-called "birther" debate surr...

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Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

Funny story: Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is the proud grandfather of a baby girl that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have named Arabella Rose, after the official Republican flower of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party. Little Arabella Rose Kushner...

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Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the host of Celebrity Apprentice continues to strive to remain in the national spotlight. He emailed the president and told him that he would now like to see his little black book. Trump is still embarrassed as hell af...

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Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that some television media critics are calling highly "interesting," the three Black women who were left on Celebrity Apprentice are all now gone. And many are wondering if that is simply just one heck of a coincidence or...

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Births deaths and marriages

Funny story: Births deaths and marriages

An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld. In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days. This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members. In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...

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White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

Funny story: White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

The latest edition of the Barack Obama birth certificate docu-drama inexplicably defines the race of Barack Obama's Kenyan father as "African." There are two problems with this. First and foremost, in 1961, the year Barack was born, political c...

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Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

Funny story: Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

President Bacack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts. "I showed everyone my...

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Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...

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Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

Funny story: Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump who has suddenly become the GOP front runner for the 2012 presidential campaign is not content with having seen President Obama's birth certificate. The man known simply as "The Hairdo" now wants to see the president a...

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Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

Funny story: Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

DOVER, Delaware - Donald "Mr. Hairdo" Trump has claimed victory by saying that he has accomplished what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin, and Chuck Norris couldn't and that is to get President Barack Obama to release his birth...

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Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

Funny story: Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

NEW YORK CITY - Not content with having seen President Barack Obama's birth certificate Donald Trump is now asking to see the presidents dental records. It appears that Mr. Trump just happens to have way too much free time on his hands. Vice Presi...

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Obama Releases 8mm Home Movie Proving He was Born in USA

Funny story: Obama Releases 8mm Home Movie Proving He was Born in USA

Honolulu HI - A newly released home movie provided by President Obama may be the key to providing definitive proof that the President actually was born in the Hawaii. The movie, shot in the grainy 8mm film format popular in 1961, shows an expectant m...

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Donald Trump's Birther Problem: Where Are those Wives REALLY From?

Funny story: Donald Trump's Birther Problem: Where Are those Wives REALLY From?

Recent investigations into Donald Trump's personal background may threaten his presidential bid, according to Fordham University investigative journalism professor O.D. Ebby. "Mr. Trump's birther attacks on President Obama may be a shrewd attemp...

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Donald "The Hairdo" Trump Shaking In His $1,800 Pair of Berluti Shoes As President Obama Asks About His Tax Returns

Funny story: Donald "The Hairdo" Trump Shaking In His $1,800 Pair of Berluti Shoes As President Obama Asks About His Tax Returns

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald "The Hairdo" Trump has just learned what could turn out to be a very expensive lesson. According to iGossip reporter Cutter Shiloh, The New York City mogul whose reality show Celebrity Apprentice has been going d...

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Hawaii Governor Joins Birthers: No Evidence Obama Exists In Time Or Space

Funny story: Hawaii Governor Joins Birthers: No Evidence Obama Exists In Time Or Space

Hawaii Governor, Neil Abercrombie, admitted to a reporter that he can find no evidence of Barack Obama's birth certificate in any of the State's archives. Although he claims he personally met "Barry" when the boy was around six years old, he now bel...

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Hawaii Governor Claims White Rats Ate Obama's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Hawaii Governor Claims White Rats Ate Obama's Birth Certificate

Neil Abercrombie, the newly elected Democratic Governor of Hawaii, promised that he would prove to cynical birthers that Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii. Claiming that he personally knew the parents of the president back in 1961 when Obam...

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Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Funny story: Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Upon hearing the smirking Press Secretary say that the President was disappointed that he will not be able to show them his original birth certificate as promised, Birthers were outraged and skeptical of this latest attempt by the President to circum...

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WikiLeaker Uses Obama Birth Certificate To Get Out Of British Jail

Funny story: WikiLeaker Uses Obama Birth Certificate To Get Out Of British Jail

Sources close to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate revealed to the renowned holder of 12 Doctorates that Julian Assange, purportedly arrested for the trumped-up charges of violating the vaginal sanctity of two scum bag Swedish heifers, threatened to reveal a...

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