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Funny story: Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Cosmetics companies are to be banned from 'making up' funky sounding ingredients by regulators who are calling global pharmaceutical companies "One step away from Victorian 'quackery'". "We've had enough of companies dreaming up 'newly discovered'...
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Funny story: WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

The World Health Organization have today announced that global narcissism has reached pandemic proportions. A spokesman said, "Self-absorption, self-interest and self-importance has infected the world's population on a scale never before seen."...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne (who?) would rather be a skinny Junkie than a fat Miss Piggy!

Kelly Osbourne (who?) would rather be a skinny Junkie than a fat Miss Piggy!

Talented? famous? super-brat daughter of that other infamous tatooed Alco/Junk, Ozzy Osbourne, has admitted to the world that she would rather be a Junkie than look like Miss Piggy! Actually, her only claim to fame is being the daughter of an anci...
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Funny story: Sarah Harding Is So Beautiful Because She Eats Pizza

Sarah Harding Is So Beautiful Because She Eats Pizza

She does it every day. After first checking if she's been spoofed by satirical websites (which is NOT going to happen, trust us) Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding slips into a bikini and frolics in the crystal clear waters of the Caribbean, or the Ind...
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Funny story: Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Beverly Hills, California - We've all seen them on the campuses of America. The young, vibrantly beautiful men and women in the top of their classes with high goals and the means to achieve them. The ones who soar through college like a rocket throug...
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Funny story: Boyle's Law Gets Facelift, New Application

Boyle's Law Gets Facelift, New Application

BERKELEY, CA - Mathematicians have discovered an astonishing new application for a very old law. Published by Robert Boyle in 1662, Boyle's Law describes the inversely proportional relationship between volume and pressure in gases. Put quite simp...
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Funny story: Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...
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Funny story: Worker falls into vat of Boswellox

Worker falls into vat of Boswellox

There was consternation and alarm today at a cosmetics factory when a worker fell into a vat containing 3,000 gallons of Boswellox. Luckily the substance is non-existant, just one of hundreds of made-up ingredients used by the 30-billion-pounds-a-yea...
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Funny story: Boy Who Pulled Faces, Stays Like 'That'

Boy Who Pulled Faces, Stays Like 'That'

A six-year-old boy in Oldham who can't stop pulling ugly faces, had a horrifying experience this week when, after pulling his ugliest face to date, he stayed like 'that', just as his Mum had warned him he would. It wasn't as if his Mum, Jackie, ha...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Washington DC-- Dick Cheney called a press conference today to announce his plans after January '09. The youthful looking Vice President announced he will be selling skin care products after his term expires. It's not well known the Veep has...
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Funny story: Body piercing research omits historical origins

Body piercing research omits historical origins

The recent research revealing that 10% of the population have lumps of metal shrapnel, curtain and key rings inserted through body parts other than their ears, has failed to draw on the historical origins of this crude fashion form.
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Funny story: Naked Aggression

Naked Aggression

Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.
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Funny story: Long nails a health hazard?

Long nails a health hazard?

Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...
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Funny story: Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

2008 Miss East Coast winner, Kirsten Hagland, broke a nail yesterday while in the airport. So, she called her friend, who asked to remain anonymous, and started yelling about how she broke her nail.
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Funny story: Focusing on sexy

Focusing on sexy

Researchers at the University of Florida studied what people actually look at when the objects are beautiful people reports the September issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.
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Funny story: "Real beauty is in the inside" ...NOT!

"Real beauty is in the inside" ...NOT!

"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not anymore! Now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all to clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Not in the inside!...
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Funny story: Beauty on the Inside Myth Debunked

Beauty on the Inside Myth Debunked

"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not any more, now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all too clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Researchers at Hardly University have sifted through thousands of MRIs, X-rays and CAT sc...
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Funny story: Charles Kennedy Resigns Admitting To Being a Scotsman

Charles Kennedy Resigns Admitting To Being a Scotsman

In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main r...
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