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Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Funny story: Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.

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Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Funny story: Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Phoenix, AZ - After a skirmish outside U.N. headquarters, Aspartame Boy, our reporter on the science beat, was grossly injured after being brushed off by a Ms. Knotshohot, who claims she was being followed and bothered by Aspartame Boy. Police wer...

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Steve Davis not Ginger

Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...

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Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

Funny story: Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

The Blue Square Conference, non-league's highest tier, is to lead the way with new 'Smart Balls'. Made by Fila, these balls are the latest in intelligent sports gear. As well as being perfectly spherical, the balls promise to aid referees in some...

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Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

Funny story: Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

A gay man in the local village was pictured in the local paper this week furiously pumping a little boys balls at the side of the road. Larry Sabu, 20, was cruising along in his mother's Fiat Panda when he spotted a child in distress. "Upon see...

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Adopt a Bollock

Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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An Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #1: I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar

Funny story: An Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #1: I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar

I'm Rolling My Balls in Sugar I'm rolling my balls in sugar The perfect Christmas gift To send to all my lovely friends It gives them quite a lift I soak them in a bit of rum And dry them overnight Then roll in sugar and wrap them, To make them taste just right. My balls are always the right size To pop right in your mouth Just make sure you don't eat them all Or you could end up...

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Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...

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Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...

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Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...

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Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Funny story: Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the...

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Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

Funny story: Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

It's true, I kid you not. It's all over the internet and it's the hot news being tweeted by the tweeple on tweet. Even celebs are in on the act. Celebrity brain box and quite interesting front man, Stephen Fry, has even been getting his tweets o...

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Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

Funny story: Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned. The practice sprung up during the 1990s, as councils...

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Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

Funny story: Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- A "misunderstanding about what balls to shoot out of a replica cannon" led to a Hog Jaw Civil War Reenactor's castration, Monday, during the 150th Anniversary Celebration of the Civil War in Arkansas. General Jubal Ear...

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Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

Funny story: Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

The US Coast Guard has declared that the tar balls being discovered in Florida are not from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, according to their study. "We have seen more than fifty cases in here", stated one doctor from St. Petersburg. "Th...

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Goldman's Sack Probed by Federal Prosecutors

Funny story: Goldman's Sack Probed by Federal Prosecutors

Following a week of prosecutorial investigation, a single man was identified at the core of the Goldman Sachs controversy, and is now at the center of a federal probe. Bernie "The Bookie" Goldman, who hasn't set foot in a Goldman Sachs office buil...

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Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Funny story: Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...

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Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Funny story: Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Local man Darren Fart, 32, keeps his balls in his wife's handbag whenever they are out shopping. Darren claims that they are much safer there and there is less likelihood of young children getting their hands on them. Darren's balls are very im...

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