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Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Funny story: Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Miami, FL - Here's a tip. If you are going to insult someone who carries a police baton, you better be sure you have someone watching your back. A male airport security officer is accused of assaulting a fellow employee with a police baton because he...

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Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

Funny story: Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

A police sergeant at the G20 protests in London hit a woman who was holding an orange fizzy drink, twice with his steel baton because he thought the woman was a threat. The woman had just taken a drink of her orange fizzy drink,when she was sudde...

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Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Funny story: Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Mother Goose Land (AP) - The community was shocked today when a tragic accident befell well-known local couple Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill, sources say went up the hill. Their evident purpose: to fetch a pail of water. Witnesses say they did thi...

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Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Funny story: Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Disgraced former Wigan striker, Marlon King's agent has hinted that upon his client's release from a custodial sentence, a well known coach is eager to gain his signature. Marlon King was jailed last month for punching 20 year old student Emily Ca...

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Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault - Shit Didn't Hit Fan

Amy Winehouse has been cleared of assaulting a dancer in a charity ball in central London last year. Miss Winehouse was found not guilty after it was revealed was that she was drunk, the person she was alleged to have hit was drunk and most of the...

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BGT's Shaun Smith Assaulted By Crazy Man

Funny story: BGT's Shaun Smith Assaulted By Crazy Man

He wowed everybody with his impeccable interpretation of classic soul song 'Ain't No Sunshine' and had the judges positively salivating, but for young rugby player Shaun Smith, it was the start of a nightmare. As the jubilant youngster returned to...

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Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Funny story: Alleged Mourinho assault investigated

Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho was being investigated by Greater Manchester Police today, after allegedly assaulting himself after the Champions' League match at Old Trafford. Witnesses said they heard Mourinho shout to himself: 'I am the chose...

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Women assualts man after badly told joke

A women assaulted a man in a pub after she over heard him telling a sexist joke to his surrounding friends in London pub. Florence Woodhall (age 39) leaped across the table of My Fathers Moustache, a small pub in Camden London, punching Steven Dow...

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Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Funny story: Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Liverpool FC Captain Steven Gerrard was reportedly arrested last night following allegations of assault in a Southport nightclub. Rumours that he was out drinking with fellow Liverpudlian Joey Barton have yet to be confirmed. The only informati...

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Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...

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Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Funny story: Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Media majors' mens' fraternity MSNBC has been shut down after its frequent and vulgar attacks on one particularly smart and assertive woman.

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Mark Lowton Indicted on Brutality Charges

Funny story: Mark Lowton Indicted on Brutality Charges

Wealthy and powerful newspaper mogul Mark Lowton was indicted yesterday by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Mark was represented by former O.J. lawyer Robert Shapiro.

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13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

Funny story: 13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

A 13-year-old boy who violently assaulted and robbed a 14-year-old classmate, has been given an 8-year jail sentence at the Old Bailey.

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Bush's Big Squeeze

Funny story: Bush's Big Squeeze

It wasn't just Angela Merkle, Chancellor of Germany, who was the recipient of the sneak up, tip toe from behind, shoulder squeeze given by President George Bush; five other members of the G8 Summit were also victims of the same surprise assault.

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Ohio Man Suspect in Assault

Funny story: Ohio Man Suspect in Assault

SAN DIEGO, CA (Associated Press) - Deputies have new information on one of the most bizarre and twisted crimes in recent history. The suspect in a series of sexual assaults that terrorized San Diego this spring has been linked to the crimes through...

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George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

Funny story: George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

Combat correspondents and photographers were on hand to capture the image of George Bush making the final assault on Iwo Jima. The bloody battle had been raging for several days and bodies were all around Iwo Jima. The fearless President of the Unit...

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Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

Funny story: Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

"I got dizzy right after I ate the Jell-O pudding pop, then everything became a blur," says Andrea Constand, 31, who has charged comedian Bill Cosby, 66, with making "unfunny advances" toward her in his Philadelphia mansion last year. Constand, curre...

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