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Funny story: Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner. Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat...
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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

BROOKLYN - The notorious Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini, who heads one of New York City's biggest mob families, has informed President Obama that his offer of a week ago still stands. Goombalini, who is the eldest of 10 brothers, let the president k...
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Funny story: Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...
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Funny story: Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

NEW YORK, NY - Anthony's Weiner rose to a new high today in the race to lose the Mayoral race in New York City. The polls have a new leader as Weiner support softened. Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson,...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers recently appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael and she was asked what she thought about Anthony Weiner and his ongoing off-color carnival. Rivers, who turned 80, in June, replied that she loves it and it has given the...
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Funny story: Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

Weiner Caught Stuffing His Package into Women's Boxes While They Slept

NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral hopeful, Anthony Weiner, was caught stuffing his package into mail boxes. When asked, Weiner said that "as long as you don't stick the package in all the way, it's OK." Anthony Weiner, walking the streets in Queens NY yester...
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Funny story: Weiner Applies For Mascot Job At Oscar Meyer

Weiner Applies For Mascot Job At Oscar Meyer

NEW YORK, NY - Hopeful future Mayor Weiner announced today that he will apply for the job of Oscar Meyer Weiner Mascot, after the original Oscar Mayer Weiner Mascot George Molchan dies. George Molchan, who portrayed the Oscar Mayer mascot for more...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her. The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and sa...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has stated that President Obama is sick and tired of all of this vulgar publicity concerning Anthony Weiner and his private doohickey. The president speaking to the White House press corps said that this circus m...
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Funny story: Anthony's Weiner to Leave Him for Another Man

Anthony's Weiner to Leave Him for Another Man

NEW YORK, NY - Mayoral Candidate Anthony's Weiner has issued a press release stating "I am sick and tired of working for a dick bigger than me." He added "I will be seeking out a man who is a much smaller dick than Weiner, such as Dick Cheney, Dick B...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Asked By Donald Trump To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

Anthony Weiner Asked By Donald Trump To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump may have the worst hairdo this side of Gary Busey but he does know all about getting television ratings. The producer and star of Celebrity Apprentice has just stated that he has asked Anthony Weiner to appear on the s...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

MANHATTAN - Anthony Weiner says that he feels like he has been run through the ringer. Speaking with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine, the man who wants to be the next mayor of New York City said that all of the late night talk show...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Admits That She Has A Crush On Anthony Weiner

Monica Lewinsky Admits That She Has A Crush On Anthony Weiner

SAN FRANCISCO - It appears that the most famous White House intern in the history of White House interns is back in the news. The infamous Monica Lewinsky recently confided to a very close friend, over drinks at The 49ers Huddle Bar, that she find...
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Funny story: The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden To Stay In Russia and Become The Government's Director of Computers

Edward Snowden To Stay In Russia and Become The Government's Director of Computers

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has learned that NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been granted Russian asylum. The computer info leaker was all smiles according to Russia's national news agency Vodkavich which noted that Snowden is...
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Funny story: Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency which is based in the Windy City has just confirmed that Anthony Weiner jokes have just broke the United States record for sheer number of jokes. ADGA spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that not...
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Funny story: Intern Apologizes to Anthony's Weiner

Intern Apologizes to Anthony's Weiner

A former intern for the Weiner Mayoral campaign apologized late Tuesday for using a series of harsh expletives to describe Anthony's Weiner. The intern, Anita Mann, was quoted by the Internet news outlet, The Intern Buzz, attacking Anthony's Weine...
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Funny story: Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

This is Anthony Weiner's Wiener reporting from New York. We seem to have misplaced our communications director and campaign manager, so I'll take over those roles starting now. Item 1. Bill and Hillary paid us a visit last night. They were not too...
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