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NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

Funny story: NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...

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Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...

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Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation. Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...

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A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

Funny story: A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...

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Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...

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Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

Funny story: Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

VATICAN CITY - The pope recently spoke to a group of tourists from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he was asked how he liked being the pope. Pope Francis smiled and said, "Well it pays the bills." One elderly blue-haired lady asked him if he would say...

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Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Funny story: Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Led by the Albright Stonebridge Group (ASG) and its Chairman, Samuel "Sandy" Berger, new neo-con thinking has emerged looking forward on US interests in the current Syria tragedy. Mr. Berger believes a revitalized combination of approaches is need...

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Justin Bieber Joins Al-Qaeda

Funny story: Justin Bieber Joins Al-Qaeda

The scandals are only deepening for singer Justin Bieber. After weeks of public turmoil including arrests for drunk driving and assault on a limo driver, the singer has officially announced his membership in Al-Qaeda and vowed war upon the United Sta...

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Russian President Putin Gives England's Queen Elizabeth Permission To Ship The Three Al-Qaeda Prisoners To Siberia

Funny story: Russian President Putin Gives England's Queen Elizabeth Permission To Ship The Three Al-Qaeda Prisoners To Siberia

MOSCOW - In a true gesture of friendship Russian President Putin has informed Queen Elizabeth that he would be willing to take the three Al-Qaeda terrorists that are sitting in a London Prison and send them to Siberia. Queen Elizabeth was thrilled...

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Al Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden

Funny story: Al Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden

KARBALA, Iraq - Word out of one of the Al Qaeda strongholds is that the terrorist group is planning on opening up a brand new training center. An inside source reported that Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who succeeded Osama Bin Laden after hi...

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The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits. The two Klan members who would only giv...

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NSA Shows Older al-Qaeda Spy Recording (Translated)

Funny story: NSA Shows Older al-Qaeda Spy Recording (Translated)

Ben Laden: Hello! Al-Qaeda#2 Hello! Word please? Laden: Hello! Al Qaeda #2 Word please? Laden: There's a word? Q2: Hello? Laden: Let's see. Martyrdom? Q2: Hello? Laden: This is Osama Bin Laden! Q2: Yes, this is bin Laden. Laden: NO. I mean I am Bin Laden! Q2 I just said that. Laden: Hello? Q2 Come in! Laden: This is Bin Laden! Q2: I heard...

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What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Funny story: What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Receipts discovered at terrorists' hideout reveal their purchases for the next stop and what they may be up to next. CIA and other top secret organizations have tried to keep the list quiet because it might make itself look bad with all the money we have spent to get it: 150 pair of long underwear made in Cambodia. 200 pairs of pants from L.L. Bean. 100 Pairs of boots from Russian winter c...

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The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Funny story: The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...

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Al-Qaeda Apologizes for Deadly Attack on Hospital

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Apologizes for Deadly Attack on Hospital

SANAA, YEMEN--A spokesman for al-Qaeda today apologized for a deadly attack on a hospital in Yemen that left dozens of the patients dead or injured. Said the spokesman, who remained anonymous, "We are so sorry for killing those innocent patients,...

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Al-Qaeda to Hold Membership Drive for Suicide Bombers

Funny story: Al-Qaeda to Hold Membership Drive for Suicide Bombers

Peshawar, Pakistan The terrorist organization al-Qaeda announced today that they are looking for new members to join the exciting world of suicide bombing. "Every year we have to recruit more people. We are getting down to our last few recruits f...

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Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...

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Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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