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Funny story: Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez has been informed by his lawyer Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski that it looks like his professional baseball playing days could be over or gone with the wind as they say south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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Funny story: A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Strike two! And a lot of players in the Major Leagues could find themselves being suspended for 100 games. A spokesperson for MLB, Hoyt Huckaback told the sports media that this is a very serious situation and a lot of teams are...
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Funny story: First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

If it's April Fool's Day, then it must be the start of another Red Sox season. Better for them, they are playing the hapless pinstripe Bronx team. They are no longer Bombers, but more like peashooters. When you want to feel better, Red So fans, yo...
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Funny story: "I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

"I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees. Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...
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Funny story: Damn Yankees Suffer Curse of Mr. Applegate

Damn Yankees Suffer Curse of Mr. Applegate

When Mr. Applegate made a deal with the lowly Washington team in Damn Yankees, it was clear he had already a deal in place with the New York Yankees. He was double-dealing. Someone on the Bronx Bombers has now reneged on the deal. The House of Rut...
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Funny story: Broadway or Bust: Here Comes Mickey Mantle

Broadway or Bust: Here Comes Mickey Mantle

BROADWAY-Mickey Mantle's sons, Danny and David, have evolved into Broadway producers with one play in mind: the life of their father. They aren't planning to wash that man out of their hair. Their goal corners the market on movies and plays about...
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Funny story: The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

NEW YORK CITY - After months of going back and forth in the court of sports law, a New York judge has finally ruled that the sports phrase Baseball's Evil Empire, which is used to describe the Bronx Bombers belongs exclusively to the New York Yankees...
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Funny story: My life as a man #27

My life as a man #27

Sibling rivalry and bird shit If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet. Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
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Funny story: A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon Pictures will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlehorn's epic Civil War movie Horses and Bayonets. The movie deals with the battle of Pappy Perkins Creek which is located just outside o...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

New York -- Looking to bounce back from being swept in the American League playoffs, the New York Yankees have named former cycling scammer Lance Armstrong as their new cheating coach. "We managed just six runs in that four-game series," said Yank...
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Funny story: Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
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Funny story: The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the New York Yankees organization is that the powers that be are not at all happy with Alex Rodriguez. A spokesperson for the team, Menachem Goldenwitz, told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the super star is not pla...
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Funny story: Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

DETROIT, Michigan (ABSNN) - The Detroit Tigers showed no mercy to the merciless New York Yankees last night. The score of the game is unimportant. What matters is that the Yankees are down to their last nine innings of baseball this season. The...
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Funny story: My life as a man #14

My life as a man #14

I've got the Anger Management Class Blues I have hated Yankees since my ill-spent youth. I grew up in the hills of the Virginias and Carolinas. Every summer, my family spent countless hot hours manning an Apple Cider (and Apple Brandy) stand alongside US 60, in Kanawha County, West Virginia. We owned an apple orchard, and for my family, during the season, it was all hands on deck, prun...
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Funny story: Don Larsen Puts Old Uniform up for Auction; Others Follow Suit

Don Larsen Puts Old Uniform up for Auction; Others Follow Suit

The news that star pitcher Don Larsen was putting his old baseball uniform (the one he wore on Oct. 8, 1956, when as a Yankee he pitched the only perfect game in World Series history) up for sale has encouraged many other baseball retirees to drag ou...
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Funny story: Darnell McDonald: Taken in His Prime by the Pinstripes

Darnell McDonald: Taken in His Prime by the Pinstripes

A few short days ago Darnell McDonald lived, watched sunsets as a Red Sox, but now lies in the New York Yankees dugout. Worse yet, scarce heard amid the media cry, the Yankees swooped down and emasculated our favorite Red Sox Samson. Not a day...
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Funny story: MLB Cheating: As American as Apple Pie and Hot Dogs

MLB Cheating: As American as Apple Pie and Hot Dogs

The hidden ball trick has gone to the ultimate level. When New York Yankee outfielder Dewayne Wise did not catch the ball after going over the short wall in an effort, the umpire Mike DiMuro ruled it was a fair catch. The Wise guy faked the n...
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