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All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

Furious exchanges today in the Reichstag as Chancellor Hitler declared confidently that taking Stalingrad would not be a problem. Herr Hitler responded to criticism of his plan to subjugate the Russian City in pursuit of control of the vast mineral wealth of the Caucasus by saying that the assault on the beleaguered city would reap dividends, and thus aid the war effort. Plus, it would be on...

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Gracie Fields - Her part in my war

Funny story: Gracie Fields - Her part in my war

This week we will be hearing from Gracies fans and how she changed their lives. "I remember being in a funk hole just outside Calais, we had been bombarded by the Germans for fifteen hours and most of us were near the point of giving in. Suddenly, a voice floated across the town toward us, it was Gracie Fields singing "Sally" I listened for two minutes and decided to surrender, pleading with th...

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Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Funny story: Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Berlin, Germany: Germany and France, desperate to find money to save the European Union from bankruptcy, are about to declare war upon each other. The war will be staged to bring in the Americans to, as usual, save France and flood the European count...

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Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

Funny story: Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame

PARIS - (Rooters) A company of soldiers, in which I was embedded, invaded Paris today. Equipped with purified-aspartame spray throwers we managed to drive the Germans back to Germany. The German front is now quiet. In order to drive all the...

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Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Funny story: Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Downing Street is in a flap as it can not find the traditional Homburg had for the Prime Minister's visit to the German Chancellery on Friday. For the traditional exchange of gifts when leaders meet, Cameron has chosen a boxed set of ''Alo 'Alo 'a...

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Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

Funny story: Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

A ceremony to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour took a disastrous turn this afternoon, when an aeroplane from Japan containing dignitaries due to attend the event crash landed into the docks. A group of vete...

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Germany Taxes War Reparation Payments

Funny story: Germany Taxes War Reparation Payments

In a move which has caused marginally less outrage than the 1939 invasion of Poland, the German government has announced its intention to tax compensation payments made to surviving ex-slave labourers, who were forced from their homes to work for the...

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Combat - June 9th 1944 - Northern France

Funny story: Combat - June 9th 1944 - Northern France

The very earth itself shook, shuddered and trembled as it was rent virtually asunder under the incredible violence of a massive artillery bombardment, as the allied infantrymen swarmed up the ridge at dead of night. Searchlight beams criss-crossed the enveloping darkness, ineffectively trying to illuminate the nearby German positions, by bouncing the light back off the low cloud cover, as artil...

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Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Funny story: Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake?? The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...

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Local Man Invades Poland

Funny story: Local Man Invades Poland

Henry Moston of Didsbury near Manchester has proved his teachers right by invading Poland. And it's not the first time he has done something like this. "He were told at school," said long suffering wife, Janice Moston, "that those who don't know h...

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Historical re-enactment group bans Nazi uniforms

Funny story: Historical re-enactment group bans Nazi uniforms

A Lancashire WW2 re-enactment group have banned the use of Nazi uniforms in re-enactment events, claiming that the use of such imagery is controversial and offensive. The group are particularly worried about sensitive liberals who might see the symbo...

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British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

Funny story: British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

The stench is overwhelming. Discarded empty Woodbine packs, Bisto and Bird's instant custard tins, Camp coffee bottles and a galaxy of once-glittering Cadbury's chocolate bar foils decorate an anniversary cake of human excrement - piled up over sixty-five years on the jungle floor. Testament to a life lost. Thrown away on the the dung-heap of misplaced patriotism and hatred. History is littere...

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Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Funny story: Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...

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Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Ryde niche boutique Snoods Galore! has gone from strength to strength since opening last Summer, writes Fashion, War, Dominoes, Pargeting, Philately, Music, Medicine, Agriculture and Medieval Torture Correspondent, Len D'Meaneer. Island entreprene...

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History Exam Paper: World War Two

Funny story: History Exam Paper: World War Two

Describe the events leading up to the start of WW2 Try to include names and dates. Once, there was this bloke named Nazi, and he had some friends called Hitler and Adolf and thier gang was called German. One day, they had an argument with a gang called the Poland. The Poland people did not want to be mates with Nazi and his friends, so, Hitler and Adolf beat them up. But, the Polands had s...

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Remembrance Sunday - History Student's Discovery

Funny story: Remembrance Sunday - History Student's Discovery

A history student at one our top universities has made a vital discovery about the Festival of Remembrance. Daryl Cocktailglass studies at the University of Thames Valley East, and is in the third year of his history degree. He said: "I saw all...

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Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

Funny story: Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

American, British, and German film studios are working together to complete production of a remake of "The Great Escape." The new movie is expected to be in theatres in early 2011 and has been dubbed "The Politically Correct Version." The film is d...

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Nazi Invasion - Women Bishops Will Start War, Says Churchman

Funny story: Nazi Invasion - Women Bishops Will Start War, Says Churchman

A Bishop's claim that ordaining women bishops in the Church Of England will be like a Nazi invasion has received high-level backing. Bishop of Lewes, the Rt Rev Wallace Benn, later qualified his comments, saying he meant that there were "storm clo...

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