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Funny story: Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...
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Funny story: Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across...
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Funny story: Cold weather halts flatulence study

Cold weather halts flatulence study

Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
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Funny story: Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

CINCINNATI, OH. - Scientists have held a conference to declare what everyone is thinking: global warming is a hoax. "It's cold today, and it has been for several days in a row now. How can we say that the planet is warming? It makes no sense." sa...
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Funny story: Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...
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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...
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Funny story: Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Fort Lauderdale,FL.-A man from California, who survived a freak storm last summer in which great white sharks were swept up in water spouts inside a hurricane and deposited in a flooded area of Los Angeles, wasn't so lucky this time. Fredrick Wha...
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Funny story: Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Authorities reported another cold-related death of a cable news network reporter who was killed trying to demonstrate a popular UToob video. After throwing 25 gallons of boiling water into the air, the reporter slipped and fell into a small sink...
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Funny story: POLAR Vortex In, POLAR Bears Out

POLAR Vortex In, POLAR Bears Out

Polar bears are disgusted. Their lock on the word POLAR has been hijacked. As one of them told Spoof Science & Technology reporter Gail Farrelly, "Once upon a time, when the word POLAR was given in word association tests, 99 out of 100 respondents promptly answered: bear. No more. Now most respondents say Vortex when prompted by the word POLAR. Go figure." The dumb thing, the...
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Funny story: President Obama Pivots to "Fahrenheit Inequality"

President Obama Pivots to "Fahrenheit Inequality"

WASHINGTON, D.C: With record low temperatures creeping across the majority of the United States, the President has held a press conference to address the issue. "There is a Fahrenheit inequality, all across America. For too long now, we have sat...
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Funny story: Horrendous polar bear vortex grips America

Horrendous polar bear vortex grips America

New York - Much of the USA is being menaced by an evil polar bear vortex according to scientists at the Bearback Mountain Institute of Ecoskullduggery. The climate change stink - uh, think! - tank is linking this week's arctic strike to a recent s...
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Funny story: Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

The indigent population are getting a little help from the Louisville Metro Police during the record cold snap. This cold snap, sources say, is the result of a rare polar vortex that is sending extremely cold Arctic air as far as the southern...
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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

MIAMI - Sun Life Stadium was rocking and rolling as the home town Miami Dolphins defeated Tom Brady and The New England Patriots by a score of 24-20 in beautiful weather. The Pats were handed their 4th defeat of the season and are now 10-4, while...
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Funny story: ..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

Having scared most of the subservient and docile British nation nigh shitless with continued high prices, wage freezes, never-ending phoney austerity cuts and the threat of millions of knife wielding Roma Gypsies about to invade what's left of Blight...
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Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...
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Funny story: Winter Weather Shock

Winter Weather Shock

Wait for it - Prepare yourself. It is going to be COLD this winter! Spoof's meter logical expert has been up on the roof of our vast headquarters - somewhere in the UK - and tells us that the logic of his meter is quite clear: It is going to be CO...
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Funny story: Signs That ABC Weatherman Sam Champion Has Gone Crazy

Signs That ABC Weatherman Sam Champion Has Gone Crazy

1. Married guy in Brazil when he could have chosen from 200,000 in New York City. 2 From Kentucky. 50/50 chance to go nuts if you're from Kentucky. (See Miley Cyrus & Dad)) 3. Ned Beatty, also from Kentucky, taught him to squeal like a pig. 4. Showed part of the Gulf of Mexico on his chest during Day's Weather Report. 5. Liberace Tattoo 6. "Balls out guest Whoopi Goldberg for l...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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