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Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Funny story: Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...

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Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

Funny story: Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, GOP maven and professional talking head has stated that she wants President Obama to ban all travel to Colorado. According to Political Salad Bar Magazine "Trigger Face" Coulter is upset that Colorado and Washington st...

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The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

Funny story: The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

DENVER - The honorable Mayor Michael B. Hancock of The Mile High City has just informed the news media that he and the mayor of Seattle, the honorable Ed Murray have placed a bet on Super Bowl XLVIII (48). Every year it is customary for the mayors...

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New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.

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Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...

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Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

Funny story: Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...

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Fire trucks banned in D.C

Funny story: Fire trucks banned in D.C

Officals of Washington said that they were offended by the big red trucks in D.C and said they were a pain in the butt. . Kathleen Sebelius said that they were trying to resolve the problem of these "inconvenient BIG trucks will be banned and replace...

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Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...

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Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

Funny story: Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...

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Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

Funny story: Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president. The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, a...

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Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

Funny story: Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

When a member of the United States Senate screamed her head off "I just got bit by a rat!" during a speech yesterday, it became obvious to all that the rat problem in Washington DC was totally out of control. Apparently, the Washington shutdown ha...

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Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

Funny story: Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...

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DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Funny story: DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Washington DC - The sound of gunfire on Capitol Hill has seen the arrival of the same NCIS rapid response unit that secured the Washington Navy Yard on 16 September following a massacre that claimed 12 innocent lives. Special Agents Jethro Gibbs,...

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"Second Coming" Come and Gone?

Funny story: "Second Coming" Come and Gone?

There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...

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NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Funny story: NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Washington - "And don't you dare call me proby!" the head of NCIS thundered at FBI senior agent Tobias C Fornell as specialist Navy cops demanded jurisdiction over today's carnage at DC's Navy Yard. The complex is the scene of a mass shooting with...

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UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

Funny story: UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

A long-awaited UN report expected next week will "overwhelmingly" confirm that US Secretary of State John Kerry makes use of a wig, the secretary general Ban Ki-moon says. Mr. Ban Ki-moon made no comment on who was to blame for the Washington envo...

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Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

Funny story: Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

The courtroom was a siege of noise with a lot of rumbling and shouting, plus a continuing rap rap rap of the judge's gavel. "This hearing on the hearing will come to order! This court is now in session to review what's happening next door in the sentencing of Bradley Manning." Rumbling, grumbling, groaning accompanied the Honorable Augusto Beefsworthy as he rose, swaying on his feet, finger...

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What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

Funny story: What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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