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Funny story: NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...
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Funny story: Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink. "Asking [Obama] why the 86...
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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
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Funny story: New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...
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Funny story: Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan. Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit. The be...
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Funny story: Drugs 1 Government 0

Drugs 1 Government 0

Britain's justice system is loosening the war on drugs according to Back and to the Left's sources in Westminster. "It's pointless," our source moaned, "people just aren't interested in shopping their nearest and dearest to the police for minor d...
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Funny story: Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear is to lead an immediate investigation into the alleged 'renditioning' of a loaf bread and the contents of a jar of marmalade apparently removed from the cupboard of his live-in landlords, the Browns. The Bear, from Deepest Darkest...
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Funny story: Terrorists to receive acting lessons from Charlie Sheen

Terrorists to receive acting lessons from Charlie Sheen

"Action" is what the Hollywood A-Lister Charlie Sheen shouts to the 30 or so men on a boiling film set in Afghanistan, but far from directing a new film about the war in Afghanistan, Charlie Sheen has been giving acting lessons to Al-Qaeda. Havin...
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Funny story: Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Emmaus, PA - A bevy of emergency vehicles, on the triangle at 11 A.M today, are responding to a terror incident at the 6th Street Elementary School in Emmaus. Kindergarten students, ranging in ages from five to seven (repeaters) are lined up against...
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Funny story: President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

A confidential source within the Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that a new generation of Predator Drones is set to be deployed. While not officially confirmed, the new remote-controlled killing machines will reportedly be used within the Un...
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Funny story: US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
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Funny story: White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

The President addressed a group of reporters and lawmakers today, and announced his long awaited economic stimulus and job growth plan.  In his trademark style of measured pace and confident articulation, the Chief Executive outlined key parts of his...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Comes Clean

Osama Bin Laden Comes Clean

US President Osama Bin Laden has finally admitted that the assassination of some guy with a similar name was actually an elaborate hoax. Speaking to a press conference outside the Tora Bora White House Osama said "I would like to apologise for all...
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Funny story: Obama Bin Shootin Found At Last

Obama Bin Shootin Found At Last

The world's most wanted terrorist has finally been located. After years the war on terror may be at an end. At last Obama bin Shootin has been found, hiding deep in the White House caves. Bin Shootin is thought to be the mastermind behind numerous...
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Funny story: George Bush kidnapped

George Bush kidnapped

Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...
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Funny story: Another Australian Soldier Dies Defending...er, we'll get back to you on that.

Another Australian Soldier Dies Defending...er, we'll get back to you on that.

Canberra, February 20: A sombre Prime Minister Julia Gillard today announced that another Australian soldier serving in Afghanistan has euphemistically paid the ultimate price. Ms. Gillard, devoid of makeup, sincerity and empathy, tearfully assure...
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Funny story: Two 'White' Brits Killed In US Air Strike In Pakistan

Two 'White' Brits Killed In US Air Strike In Pakistan

The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in Pakistan. The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group. The men's names have been given as Abdul Bin Larfin and Mustapha S...
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