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Funny story: Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Dateline: NEW YORK--A cabal of Wall Street bankers runs a global crime syndicate that buys the regulators of their industry, rigs the rules of the market, and uses convoluted financial instruments and bogus mathematical models to siphon cash from the...
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Funny story: America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

New York - The jobless rate in the U.S. has dipped to a five year low on steady gains. Employers hired at least 200,000 workers in the last four months. President Obama, upon hearing the news, said he was "ecstatic" and that the economy was "stup...
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Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Lots of folks are ecstatic that Twitter is now a publicly traded company. But not the Twitter birdies! Word is that they were much happier when the company was a private one, filled with relaxed-looking workers in jeans and T shirts. Now, for...
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Funny story: Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

In a joint press conference held on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange several Wall Street banking and investment firm executives issued a statement about the future direction of talent acquisition in the beleaguered industry. It was made publi...
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Funny story: Wall Street Firms Truthful in Job Descriptions

Wall Street Firms Truthful in Job Descriptions

Despite dishonesty in all other aspects of business on Wall Street, HR departments at the big brokerage firms are starting to be honest about hiring requirements. Recent job descriptions posted on-line are pleasantly realistic. JP Horgan Paste is...
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Funny story: Wall Street Journal attempting to appeal to female readers with "Ten ways to drive your economy wild."

Wall Street Journal attempting to appeal to female readers with "Ten ways to drive your economy wild."

In an effort to appeal to younger and female demographics, the Wall Street Journal ran an editorial in its weekend edition entitled "Ten ways to drive your economy wild", reproduced here. 1. Send your economy salacious consumer confidence indicators throughout the day. 2. Dirty talk: don't be afraid to show your economy your inner Chairman of the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction.
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Funny story: Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Just revealed, the Wall Street banking firm Goldmine Sacks has rented up new warehouse storage in the range of trillions of square feet. The purpose is to hold miles of pipeline in abeyance and readiness, depending on need for implementation in upcom...
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Funny story: Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...
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Funny story: NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

New York, NY: New York City (NYC) Mayor Michael Bloomberg intends to restrict sugary soft drink sales to less than 16 ounce servings at city restaurants, movie theaters and stadiums. NYC street vendors met with the mayor over concerns that the pro...
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Funny story: 'Department of Common Sense' Would Rescue America

'Department of Common Sense' Would Rescue America

Washington DC -- A group of activists, academics and other concerned citizens is calling for the creation of a cabinet-level "Department of Common Sense" to improve the quality of decision-making in the nation's capital. "America is in near crisis...
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Funny story: Bilderburger Finals from Chantilly VA

Bilderburger Finals from Chantilly VA

It's all over but the fears. Early this morning, Marriott employees began handing out souvenir "Sullivan & Cromwell," T-shirts to departing guests in honor of the powerful Wall Street law firm where Alan Dulles and his brother, John Foster Dull...
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Funny story: 2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

Washington DC - Federal officials today canceled the 2012 elections, declaring that American voters are not qualified to select the nation's political leaders. "Everyone blames the gridlock in Washington on the politicians," said Norman Lagode...
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Funny story: Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout

Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout

New York City - The collective IQ of Wall Street executives has dropped below the mental retardation level for the first time ever, prompting the Federal Reserve to impose the "too dumb to fall" provisions of the Barney Frank Act. Implementing a s...
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Funny story: GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family owned Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply. Private...
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Funny story: The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

Washington, DC -- Say goodbye to the almighty dollar. In a unanimous decision, the Federal Reserve's Board of Governors has voted to abolish the use of money in the United States, effective immediately. "The world's economic system is broken beyon...
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Funny story: 'Reverse Bonus Checks' Drain Wall Street Bank Accounts

'Reverse Bonus Checks' Drain Wall Street Bank Accounts

New York -- The global economic crisis has finally caught up with Wall Street insiders who triggered it. They are discovering that their traditional year-end compensation is lowering the balance on their bank accounts, rather than raising it. "The...
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Funny story: Jon Corzine Fingers Mr. Potter; Says Life's Not So Wonderful

Jon Corzine Fingers Mr. Potter; Says Life's Not So Wonderful

Washington DC - Failed hedge fund CEO Jon Corzine yesterday called on a House Subcommittee to arrest Henry F. Potter, a Bedford Falls banker and slumlord, for fraud and malfeasance in connection with the collapse of Corzine's MF Global Hedge Fund and...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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