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Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu

(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride, the character of Piglet has officially been banned due to swin...

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Swine flu - WHO speaks!

Funny story: Swine flu - WHO speaks!

The World Health Organisation today issued advice to those worried about the swine flu pandemic. A spokesman said "Run. Run very fast. Run away, Just f***ing run." Emphasising the need not to panic, he added, "If you can't run, hide. This is retri...

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Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

Funny story: Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...

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World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.

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WHO admit "Bird Flu Was A Mistake"

Funny story: WHO admit "Bird Flu Was A Mistake"

The Worried Health Officials (WHO) have admitted today that the suspected lethal strain of Bird Flu (H5N1) is actually only lethal in birds.

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Living is harmful to your health

Funny story: Living is harmful to your health

Geneva. World Health Opposition scientists today revealed that staying alive was actually detrimental to your health. Statistics costing gazillions of euros of public money revealed that people who are alive are much more likely to die or become sick...

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WHO(?) agrees HIV circumcision plan

Funny story: WHO(?) agrees HIV circumcision plan

The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...

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Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Funny story: Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.

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