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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

Funny story: Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...

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Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Funny story: Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Friday, the C.I.A. released a preliminary report outlining the anticipated voter turnout in the 2018 US mid-term elections and the impact of Russian interference. CIA Director Mike Pompeo told this reporter, “All indications reflect the Russian tu...

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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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White House Doctors Find Putin's Glove Inside President Trump's Anal Cavity

What started out as a routine physical,turned into quite a spectacle Monday morning when Bethesda Maryland urologist Dr.Tuchifilli was performing the annual colonoscopy as part of a standard cancer screening for the 70 year old president. "At firs...

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First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

Funny story: First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out of the White House, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out, Hillary in, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the third...

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Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

The Kremlin, Moscow. President Vladimir Putin is at it again, ladies and gents. And this time it involves a secret movie project, super hush hush, sealed in absolute hermetism. US President Donald Trump is on a need to know basis only. And so are oth...

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Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Hanoi, Vietnam - After a semi-successful tour of Asia, President Trump is again making headlines about his involvement with Russia, more specifically with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin. What is it about these two, that they cause contr...

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Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...

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Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...

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Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Funny story: Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...

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Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

London, England - "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour" continues on unabated - now torturing the people of Europe. Yes, Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" never ending book tour, 30 plus days and counting, is still going o...

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Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

Funny story: Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

After Honky Cats Big-Hats™ play for domination of the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, Bear Rider Buffoon Clown is making a big move from left field. He is releasing the Kremlins next secret weapon after the successful deployment of Twitter Twatter...

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Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Funny story: Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Our ears are buzzing with rumors about the Russian scandal that never happened. Some call it #RussiaGate. Others call it #TrumpRussia, and yet others refer to it as "the Russia narrative." No matter what you call it, you cannot escape from the bl...

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Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...

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Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...

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Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

Funny story: Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...

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Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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