Showing:

Funny satire stories about Union

Try another search?

NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

Funny story: NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...

Read full story View 'NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!'

VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Funny story: VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...

Read full story View 'VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!'

Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Funny story: Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Former Conservative Media Moglette turned rabid liberal, Arianna Huffington, fresh from pocketing $315M after unloading The Huffington Post to a gullible AOL, confirmed that she had just made redundant the last of the paid writers employed by AOL.

Read full story View 'Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!'

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...

Read full story View 'Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"'

Union disbands

Funny story: Union disbands

Surprising news today when the National Union of Non-labourers (NUN) disbanded. The group represents the interests of a wide variety of middle-class professions. The union's leader, Mr Bob Shaft, explained. "We feel that there is nothing left for...

Read full story View 'Union disbands'

Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

Funny story: Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

The Obama administration has moved decisively to prevent another air trafic controller castrophe. Wednesday night 3/23/2011, at Reagan international airport, pilots were forced to land their planes 'blind'. The lone air traffic controller on duty...

Read full story View 'Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers'

In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

Funny story: In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

CHICAGO - The National Football League's Safety Governing Council is currently meeting to discuss ways in which to make the game of professional football safer. In the past groundbreaking new rules and regulations have included innovations such as...

Read full story View 'In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"'

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...

Read full story View 'Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union'

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...

Read full story View 'Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America'

Unions demand fairness

Funny story: Unions demand fairness

Trade union leaders today threatened to strike if the government pushes ahead with changes to public sector pensions. A spokesman said, "It's not fair that bankers get huge bonuses, while we have to make to do with our poor salaries and pensions."...

Read full story View 'Unions demand fairness'

FOX News Is Alleging That Al-Qaeda Is Behind The Union Strike In Wisconsin

Funny story: FOX News Is Alleging That Al-Qaeda Is Behind The Union Strike In Wisconsin

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the "Fair and Balanced" network known as FOX has stated that according to two supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? his network feels that Al-Qaeda could possibly be behind the Wisconsin teachers union stri...

Read full story View 'FOX News Is Alleging That Al-Qaeda Is Behind The Union Strike In Wisconsin'

PFA Chief Defends Salary

Funny story: PFA Chief Defends Salary

Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...

Read full story View 'PFA Chief Defends Salary'

Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Funny story: Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...

Read full story View 'Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!'

Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...

Read full story View 'Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents'

Spoof Writers set to form Union

Funny story: Spoof Writers set to form Union

The majority of Spoof Writers are wanting to form a Union. The major issue concerning these Spoof Writers is the appalling conditions in which they work. A large number of writers work in dank, dark basements, tapping away at their keyboards by candlelight. They have no running water and feel isolated from the real world speaking online only to fellow spoofers. Others have to use their l...

Read full story View 'Spoof Writers set to form Union'

The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

Funny story: The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

RMT union leader Bob Crow has caused raw anger by declaring his intention to ballot members for strike action on the London Underground for 29th April 2011, the date of the Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. A statement relea...

Read full story View 'The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding'

Unions threaten French-style riots over public sector job cuts

Funny story: Unions threaten French-style riots over public sector job cuts

A furious union backlash is expected, in response to the government's announcement that 490,000 public sector jobs will be cut. Union leaders have joined forces in condemning the decision and have compared the cuts to those recently made in France.

Read full story View 'Unions threaten French-style riots over public sector job cuts'

Union bosses "psychopathic" according to study

Funny story: Union bosses "psychopathic" according to study

A recent study by the University of Camford has proven that trade union bosses are dumb psychopaths. Nerdy student Colin Anus PhD said "You see, many psychopaths have controlling tendencies, so they want to have a powerful job. But many people wit...

Read full story View 'Union bosses "psychopathic" according to study'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
71 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more