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Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...

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North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

Funny story: North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

New York, NY/Pyongyang, N. KoreaIn a surprising development, both the UN and North Korea issued documents on human rights. Even though the UN Report reported numerous incidents of human rights abuses, after reading the glowing report of the North...

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UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

Funny story: UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...

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UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

Funny story: UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

New York, NY - The UN today found itself in something of a quandary as a new study by desk'perts from all over the web revealed a startling truth; we're all different! Since 1949, the United Nations has been headlong into creating a single world...

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Five world leaders who have torched judges' precious cacti collections speak out

Funny story: Five world leaders who have torched judges' precious cacti collections speak out

New York - The UN advisory panel on eco destruction has taken depositions from leading politicians following revelations by UK Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg of wanton cactus vandalism. Clegg recently admitted to a 'mad Carlos Castenada moment'...

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U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

Funny story: U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...

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Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

Funny story: Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

New York - Accredited observer status at the UN General Assembly has been awarded to the Organisation of International Wicca in a move granting parity with the Roamin Catlick church. Five permanent representatives will be sitting in the world's p...

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Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Funny story: Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...

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Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Funny story: Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Bangkok - Representatives from 15 nations in Asia are gathering in Bangkok, Thailand this week to discuss the fact that all of them look alike to most people from the West. Although the problem is not one that affects each nation locally on a daily b...

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Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Funny story: Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...

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The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

Funny story: The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...

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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...

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US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

Funny story: US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...

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North Korea and South Korea Exchange Fire

Funny story: North Korea and South Korea Exchange Fire

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy, official news agency of North Korea reports that the two Korea's Upper and Lower have exchanged rocket fire. Reports state that North Korea was conducting some off-shore live fire exercises in the Yellow Se...

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China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...

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Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

Funny story: Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council. Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whini...

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The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

Funny story: The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council. Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in or...

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Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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