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The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...

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UKIP Offers Voters Marmite

UKIP has taken to the streets of Britain, handing out free jars of marmite to passers-by as a goodwill gesture to potential voters. In the run-up to the election, the party is determined to ensure it remains in the political race. UKIP original...

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Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...

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Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is tha...

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"BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough". Mr Fulford,55, who own...

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'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Funny story: 'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...

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Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

Funny story: Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

A new satellite weather controller has been privately launched by UKIP backers to bring white Christmases to areas which pledge support to their party. The satellite, launched by balloon to cut costs, focuses barometric pulses on cumulo snow-us...

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Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

Funny story: Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

The results of a survey of people carried out in over 50 countries show that over 98% of them are 'foreigners'. The Daily Mail allegedly stated that this is the way things are going and soon there could be even more foreigners abroad. The Daily Expre...

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M4 motorway migrants

Funny story: M4 motorway migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy. This is blatantly un-...

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David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...

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Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...

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"Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

UKIP, right wing Tories and red-top tabloids have all today condemned the entrance of an illegal immigrant into Paddington. The suspect believed to be named as Paddington Bear was taken in my a suburban family believed to be known as 'The Browns' and...

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Groundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing

The media, in a somewhat ageist manner, has portrayed former UKIP golden boy Godfrey Bloom as an ageing, eccentric grandfather whose mind is wandering somewhat™ . However, not everyone agrees. Yes: groundbreaking research by Guru Angus L...

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Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

Funny story: Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

David Cameron is reported to be "livid" about rumours that he has not been informed about negotiations for his possible defection to the "highly popular" YUKIP party. Nigel Farage is said to be delighted about the rumours and is said to be keen to...

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UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...

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UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...

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Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Funny story: Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Our political correspondent, Joe Whippet, has discovered the Tory answer to Ukip. In a logical extension of the plan to make any strikes illegal, that are not backed by at least 50% of Union members the next step is to make any elections that are...

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UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...

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