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Diplopia Society Pleased With Turnout at Annual Meeting

Funny story: Diplopia Society Pleased With Turnout at Annual Meeting

The Diplopia Society of America was pleased to announce a two-fold increase in attendance at its annual meeting compared with last year. In addition an unusually large number of twins chose to attend. leading to speculation that genetics might be an...

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Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine." "As far as we know, she has officially divorced Bra...

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Twin Attack on Yemen

Funny story: Twin Attack on Yemen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. John and Edward. Romulus and Remus. And Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. Yemen was today in shock following Twin Attacks on the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. Tourists were shocked as 100,000 twins; spearheaded by the above...

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Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Funny story: Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...

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Quintuplets to stand for election

Identical sisters and quintuplets, Susan (Labour), Sally (Lib-Dems), Stephanie (Tory), Sarah (UKIP) and Sandra Stallion (Green) have all decided to stand for the highly marginal seat of Great Floatering-on-Sea. Their parents are very proud of them al...

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Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Funny story: Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Conjoined twins, Elsie and Betsy Nelson, 42, have become the first conjoined twins to successfully separate themselves without any medical assistance and using only the props from a magician's cupboard. The duo from Cornwall got sick and tired of...

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Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Funny story: Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money. Mary and Mary Jones - known l...

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Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Funny story: Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...

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Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...

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Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...

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Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...

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Conjoined Twins x 2 Reach Everest Summit

Funny story: Conjoined Twins x 2 Reach Everest Summit

Jubilant scenes here at the foot of the roof of the world as not one, but two sets of conjoined twins made history by becoming the first conjoined twins to summit Mount Everest and return safely to Base Camp. Married conjoined couples, Mary and Te...

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Siamese Twins Can't Decide if They Are Co-Joined or Cojoined

Funny story: Siamese Twins Can't Decide if They Are Co-Joined or Cojoined

Siamese twins Mary and Terry McBriar are joined at the hip and have only three legs. A recent question from a curious person in England currently has them stumped: are they "co-joined" twins or "cojoined" twins? Mary, the more intelligent and com...

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Co-Joined Twins May Have to be Separated

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins May Have to be Separated

Co-Joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, may have to be separated on police advice. During a day trip to a local shopping centre, Mary was facing one way, and Terry the other, when local Mafia boss, Peanut Johnson, took out a shot gun and blew awa...

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Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Funny story: Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...

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Co-Joined Twins attacked On Visit To Lincoln's Grave During School Trip

Funny story: Co-Joined Twins attacked On Visit To Lincoln's Grave During School Trip

Terry and Mary McBriar, a pair of co-joined twins, were treated for injuries that a local hospital and released after the were assaulted while visiting Abraham Lincoln's gravesite. The two were on a field trip with a busload of other students from C...

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One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

Funny story: One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

Mary McBriar is the class Valedictorian. Her co-joined twin sister Terry is passing only because she has been able to copy Mary's papers over the years (she failed both study hall and lunch). This week, Mary received word that she will have a full...

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Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Funny story: Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Mary McBriar cannot understand what she did wrong. She was friendly to everyone in the school, she made sure to welcome all of the new students. She volunteered at all activities and stayed long after many had left. She thinks that she is attracti...

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