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The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

Funny story: The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...

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New toy set introduced by toy company

Funny story: New toy set introduced by toy company

Harvey L. Bledsoe, R&D Director with Tammel Toys, announced at an annual stockholders meeting recently that a new product line will make its appearance prior to the upcoming holiday season. He told the stockholders, "We revolutionized the market...

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Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...

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iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Funny story: iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...

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A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...

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Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Hafbro Incorporated has an exciting new product ready for marketing. It's the new Teed "Electrifier Rectifier", the electric shock obedience collar for unruly children. Let's listen in with the device in use; Mom - "Do your homework dear". Miscreant child - "No mom I hate you". Mom applying her new gadget - ZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZTTT! Brat - "AAAAAHHH! Okay okay, OUCH!" Sure they may convu...

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Justin Beiber Glove Puppet Tipped As This Year's Christmas Hot Toy

Toy manufacture Ashbro will unveil their Justin Beiber glove puppet Monday and the crudely made novelty is set to become this year's "Cabbage Patch Doll" - the most sought after toy for kids this Christmas and it is anticipated that stocks will r...

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Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Funny story: Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro, the world's second-leading toy manufacturer, has introduced a new series of devices for use by parents: the "Tot Taser" series. CEO Brian Goldner emphasized that the Tot Taser series does not represent a shift in Hasbro's business focus fr...

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Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Funny story: Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Babies like to play. As any third trimester mother will tell you, they like to start playing before they are even born. From swinging off the placenta to going through the dance routine from Grease, they never stop moving. With the latest range of...

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The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Funny story: The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...

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Youngsters Across EU 'Fall Down, Go Boom.' Governments Outlaw Fun, for Kids' Own Good...

Funny story: Youngsters Across EU 'Fall Down, Go Boom.' Governments Outlaw Fun, for Kids' Own Good...

Something of a kerfuffle has erupted across Europe recently after little Alfie B. Chapman took a tumble during an overly competitive game of 'tag' in the back yard of friend and neighbor Deirdre E. Findlay. It seems that during a rather enthusiast...

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The Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls Have All Been Taken Off The Market

Funny story: The Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls Have All Been Taken Off The Market

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company of Chicago has stated that due to the millions of complaints that they have received they will immediately be taking all Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls off the Market. A spokesperson for the giant toy company Da...

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Get off your horse, and play with your Barbie

Funny story: Get off your horse, and play with your Barbie

Playing cowboys and Indians has been enjoyed by children since the 1940s, but now, a toy manufacturer has been ordered to halt the production of all items having to do with the popular wild west activity. The decision was made after a five year o...

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Spirograph All Set To Make A Comeback

Funny story: Spirograph All Set To Make A Comeback

Children's educational geometric pen, paper, and plastic circle with little holes and pins toy, Spirograph, appears to be enjoying something of a resurgence in popularity according to business analysts. A sudden spike in sales of Spirograph is bel...

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Hot Toys for Christmas

Funny story: Hot Toys for Christmas

Enterprising and obviously childless people have gauged the mood of the nation and are privately selling the hottest toys for children this Christmas. Toy Story 3 toys, especially the lesser characters like Jessie and Bullseye, are completely sold...

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Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

Funny story: Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...

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Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

Funny story: Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

An early-years toy shop chain has banned toy pigs from its autumn farm yard collection. This follows fears amongst company executives that extremists would be offended by the toys. David Late-Starter, CEO of the chain, said "We have had some probl...

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Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

Funny story: Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

A multi-national toy manufacturer who most recently came under media scrutiny for selling lead-covered baby toys, will again try to fill its coffers with a controversial toy when they release Growing Up Skipper. 1975's original Growing Up Skipper...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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