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Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Funny story: Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Boulder Colorado (High Times) - According to Colorado's Department of Tourism, Colorado is quickly becoming known as the state with way huge mountains. The Department has set up booths at rest stops on interstate highways leaving Colorado. The...

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Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Funny story: Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...

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The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

Funny story: The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

DENVER - The governor of the state of Colorado John "Happy" Hickenlooper has said that making the purchase and use of pot legal is the best thing that has ever happened in The Rocky Mountain State. The governor, who is always smiling, said that th...

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Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

Funny story: Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across...

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Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

Funny story: Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...

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Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

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Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

Funny story: Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

DENVER - Colorado's Department of Tourism is reporting that just since the new Marijuana Law went into effect on January 1, commercial airline flights into Colorado have gone up by an astounding 900 percent. Socorro Ziddle, 29, with the CDT stated...

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Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...

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The Reason Kankakee, Illinois Installed A Red Carpet Down The Middle of Main Street

Funny story: The Reason Kankakee, Illinois Installed A Red Carpet Down The Middle of Main Street

KANKAKEE, Illinois - The Kankakee City Council hit upon a very clever idea at last month's council meeting. Councilwoman Hazel Tuttletree, 51, suggested that the council approve installing a red carpet down the middle of Main Street. After gett...

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Tourism increases in Gateshead

The new tourist information centre in Gateshead has recorded another visit this week. "We only opened this new tourism centre in the Town Hall three months ago," said Cawlin Anavaluck, Gateshead's councillor for tourism. "And already we've had two...

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The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

Funny story: The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced that it has named the state of Colorado as the nation's most popular state. The Rocky Mountain High State overwhelmingly beat out the second place finisher; California. The ADGA...

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Two British Tourists Arrested in Dubai for Smiling Suggestively

Two British tourists arrested in Dubai for smiling suggestively. Interview with the Minister of Tourism, UAE, and the two British tourists. Interview opening: HAMLET: In Dubai, two more British tourists have been arrested under their Public Decency laws for smiling suggestively in a restaurant. They're joining us live from Dubai. Mr. and Mrs. Dunnett? MR. & MRS. DUNNETT: Hello.

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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark

Funny story: France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark

PARIS - France's national news agency Le News Agency has just announced a new French law that will take effect on Tuesday, May 28. Gigi de Maupassant, a reporter for Le News stated that due to the declining number of tourists visiting the world fa...

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Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Funny story: Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...

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New Greek ruins opening to the international community

Funny story: New Greek ruins opening to the international community

Athens Greece - According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonizbuto, curator, the ruins of ancient Greece have been supplanted with the ruins of modern Greece. The new ruins are available for international touring now. Unlike the ancient ruins of Greec...

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Dalglish And Wenger To Star In 'Visit Britain' Ads

Funny story: Dalglish And Wenger To Star In 'Visit Britain' Ads

Two of the English Premier League's best known managers have been recruited to front a new advertising drive designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home. Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish and his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger joined forces to f...

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Russian tourist drowns in brown ale

A Russian tourist has drowned on his first day in Northumberland. Ilav Anuvva was visiting one of Newcastle's famous breweries, when he fell into a huge vat of brown ale. According to some bystanders, Mr Annuva had been leaning over, trying to...

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