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Chris Christie Forces Plane to Land Because No Toilet Paper on Board!

Funny story: Chris Christie Forces Plane to Land Because No Toilet Paper on Board!

Mona Bona, political correspondent for Sade Media, gives her take on Chris Christie's actions which forced a plane to land due to no toiler paper. Well - the man who gives new meaning to "The Bully Pulpit" has done it again! He's moved on from 'Bridgegate' to 'Toiletpapergate!' His private jet (courtesy of The koch Bros.) was en route to Iowa where Christie is now known as 'The Hog lovin Man...

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Chinese Billionaires to buy up Europe's Public Toilets

Chinese Billionaires have run out of Government Assets and Ghost Estates to buy, now they are buying up Public Toilets, with an option to gain equity on downtown facilities. Paris, London, Rome, Geneva, they all have busy professionals who get sho...

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Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Tired? Back bothering you again? No problem: just "summon" The Chair From Nowhere. Inspired by cockroaches, The Chair From Nowhere is actually a stainless-steel "exoskeleton" that, like The Femdom Dildo, straps onto the wearer's body-in the case o...

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Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Funny story: Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Research is important because the results can be quite revealing. Studies have repeatedly proved that what is taken for granted by common sense turns out to be mistaken. The most famous example is, of course, the shifting from the geocentric to th...

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"Flush Phobia!"

Funny story: "Flush Phobia!"

A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.' "Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are link...

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Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Funny story: Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...

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Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

Funny story: Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

After getting drunk to forget the devastating loss to Sunderland, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho blamed his toilet for not being in the right place as a lot of his excrement missed the target. Behind closed doors, Jose has been cleaning up his mess be...

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Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

Funny story: Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

An Arizona state House committee on Friday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads. The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider...

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Xbox One found behind toilet, working perfectly

Funny story: Xbox One found behind toilet, working perfectly

An Xbox One has been found behind a toilet in a male toilet room in St Enoch, Glasgow. It was discovered when a pipe burst. It is unknown how it got there in the first place, though people have suspicions that a gamer at E3 2013 had stole an Xbox One...

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Listed Building stops football stadium redevelopment

Funny story: Listed Building stops football stadium redevelopment

Stalybridge Celtic's proposed new redevelopment of their East Stand has run into a problem before a single brick has been bought. "We got the planning permission people down to look at our plans and the proposed site," said club chairman, Rob Gors...

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The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...

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Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

Funny story: Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'. Notoriously picky about which news stories t...

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Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - toilets

Funny story: Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - toilets

Toilets in the UK come in three varieties. Four if you count baby changing facilities with a lavatory in them. There are disabled toilets, men's toilets and women's toilets. Occasionally, the latter two are combined, but it is rare. Although the pictogram for the ladies toilet is the same as the one for the male toilet, but with the inclusion of a skirt, this does not always mean that a man in a s...

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The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

Funny story: The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

Low Flush Toilet Causes Family to Have to Move With a planet that is covered with 70% water, our fearless leaders on Capitol Hill decided a while back to force upon us the innovation of the "low flush toilet" to conserve water consumption. Go figure being that the privileged hairy pimply asses on Capitol Hill all have access to high-capacity industrial strength toilets capable of flushing an in...

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Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Funny story: Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...

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Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Funny story: Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Isle of Dogs - An Autumn Equinox cleansing ritual peculiar to the Zimbabwean city of Bulawayo is the latest craze to hit East London. At 7.30pm local African time Barking residents are being asked to flush their bogs in a Mexican Wave reaction of...

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Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Funny story: Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Pubs across the UK have already installed disabled toilets to accompany their ladies and gents (or stags and does, bulls and cows or rams and ewes depending on the name of the pub). Many pubs have voluntarily installed baby changing facilities. Now n...

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Economy Left In Toilet

Funny story: Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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