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Toilet Paper shortage leads to some Brits adopting hands-on approach

Funny story: Toilet Paper shortage leads to some Brits adopting hands-on approach

Egyptian authorities have been looking for a way to curb a severe paper shortage that has plagued the country for almost 7 months. Shipments of tissue paper products have been suspended by a long-running strike by unions in the US and in South Americ...

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Blair's speeches and books to be turned into toilet roll

Funny story: Blair's speeches and books to be turned into toilet roll

Speeches and books by Tony Blair have to be turned into toilet roll and then it would at least serve some purpose. Japanese Scientists have invented a machine that turns A4 paper into toilet paper. The machine is six feet tall and weighs in at 94...

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Glow-in-the-dark loo paper 'could replace bulbs'

Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark loo paper 'could replace bulbs'

Cardiff - (Bum Rap): A Welsh company has been given a £454,000 grant from the Carbon Truss to develop new technology to make glow-in-the-dark toilet paper. The CEO of the Welsh Bot Wipe Corp said today that using an electrical current to stimulate...

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Toiliet Paper Company Sued For Bogus Instructions On Package

Funny story: Toiliet Paper Company Sued For Bogus Instructions On Package

The leading manufacturer of toilet paper (a.k.k. toilet tissue, butt wipe, or bumm fodder) in the United States, is being sued by a consumer for "pain and suffering" after following directions printed on the package. Irma Peepers of Tripoly, Wis...

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Houses of Parliament in Toilet Roll Shortage Shocker!

Funny story: Houses of Parliament in Toilet Roll Shortage Shocker!

In a blog written today, it has been disclosed that the Palace of Westminster came extremely close to running out of toilet paper. There were only two rolls left in the entire building left and it would mean that MPs would out to 'rough it out' and u...

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'Roll Tax' Proposal Slammed By Tories

Funny story: 'Roll Tax' Proposal Slammed By Tories

The new manifesto promise by Labour to add a tax of £1 on each toilet roll sold in the UK has been dismissed by David Cameron as, "taxing crap". The controversial measure announced by Gordon Brown earlier in the week was launched as a "flagship ma...

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Light Relief

Tissue manufacturers are becoming increasingly concerned over the spread of a fungus apparently living off tissue paper which has been found in batches of tissues and toilet paper rolls across the globe. Once the fungus gets inside the pack of tissue it starts to make the tissue its home while travelling around the world for its customer. During this time it absorbs goodness in the tissue and i...

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Ireland's 'Celtic Tiger Economy' Now in the Crapper: School Kids Told to Bring Own TP to Class!

Funny story: Ireland's 'Celtic Tiger Economy' Now in the Crapper: School Kids Told to Bring Own TP to Class!

County Cork,Ireland/ Public School Hygienic News - The population of Ireland, riding on high economic times since the beginning of their self proclaimed "Celtic Tiger Economy" in 1995 peaking in 2007, are now faced with the reality that the boom da...

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Butt Floss Patented for the Painfully Rotund

Funny story: Butt Floss Patented for the Painfully Rotund

Struggling to identify new product offerings in the toilet tissue marketplace, Sharminn Company announced today that it will be releasing a new line of personal cleansing products for consumers of significantly wider girth. A common problem for mo...

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Cuba's Ca Ca Crisis

Funny story: Cuba's Ca Ca Crisis

HAVANA, CUBA Fidel Castro's little brother, Raul, has been forced to issue an executive order commanding all patriotic Cubans to refrain from defecating for the foreseeable future due to the total depletion of all available toilet paper supplies.

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A Future without toilet paper

Funny story: A Future without toilet paper

Recent studies suggest a future in which the use of absorbant rolls of disposable paper will no longer be required. For years, scientists have been developing new ways of making toilet paper more effecient at it's job but at the end of the day, i...

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Iranian Protesters Toilet Paper Ahmadinejad's House

Funny story: Iranian Protesters Toilet Paper Ahmadinejad's House

TEHRAN, Iran - Clips circulating on Reuters and Breitbart show several college-age Iranian protesters tossing around what appear to be rolls of toilet paper around the trees, fences, and roof of the estate of Iranian President Ahmadinejad. The I...

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Inmates To Buy Own Toilet Paper

Funny story: Inmates To Buy Own Toilet Paper

According to an AP Report, Inmates at the Des Moines County jail in Burlington may have to begin paying for toilet paper. The county is facing a more than $1.7 million deficit in this year's budget and the Board of Supervisors gave department hea...

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Japanese Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Funny story: Japanese Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Supermarket bosses in Japan have been forced to come clean about the amount of 'Toilet roll' supplies held in reserve in warehouses across the country. Japanese Government Directive 9753 states that a minimum of 7.3 rolls of 'Toilet tissue' per p...

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Irish Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Funny story: Irish Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Supermarket bosses in the Republic of Ireland have been forced to come clean about the amount of 'Toilet roll' supplies held in reserve in warehouses across the country. EU Directive 2763 states that a minimum of 7.3 rolls of 'Toilet tissue' per...

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UK Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Funny story: UK Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Supermarket bosses in the United Kingdom have been forced to come clean about the amount of 'Toilet roll' supplies held in reserve in warehouses across the country. EU Directive 2763 states that a minimum of 7.3 rolls of 'Toilet tissue' per perso...

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U.S. Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Funny story: U.S. Toilet Roll shortage sparks "Panic buying"

Supermarket bosses in the U.S. have been forced to come clean about the amount of 'Toilet roll' supplies held in reserve in warehouses across the country. U.S. Government Directive 4187 states that a minimum of 7.3 rolls of 'Toilet tissue' per pe...

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Darling "one big bad bank" will turn toxic asses to profits

Funny story: Darling "one big bad bank" will turn toxic asses to profits

Darling told the FootzWootz Times, in response to Brown's statements about bank executives not wiping themselves properly today, that one "big bad bank" is needed. "We need to take all these bankers who can't wipe themselves properly and place the...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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