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Dutch girl's solo voyage banned for being too boring

Funny story: Dutch girl's solo voyage banned for being too boring

A Dutch court has stopped a 14-year old girl from sailing round the world, because 'sailing round the world is the most boring thing to get in the news, year after year, it's a totally uninteresting thing to do.' 'What next? The first dyslexic pot...

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Moon Rock Hoax

Funny story: Moon Rock Hoax

Amsterdam - A moon rock presented by the United States to Holland has been identified as a hoax. For over thirty years the Dutch have cherished the rare object and featured it in a special display at the famous Dutch Geological Museum, allowing thron...

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Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Funny story: Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Dutch authorities have been tightlipped about releasing information on the attempted assassination of their queen by what officials are describing as sole act of a deranged lunatic bent on using his car as a lethal inject...

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Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

Funny story: Assassination attempt on Dutch royal family shocks nobody apart from The Smurfs

A desperate, pathetic attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family flopped with impunity on oranjes Koninginnedag (Queens Day, no, no, not that other species "camped" out in gay ol Amsterdam!) in the middle of Appeldorn, Holland (where the fuck is t...

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Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Funny story: Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Apeldoorn, Holland - (Freaky Ass Mess): Dutch monarchy hoaxer Queen Beatrix is in a state of shock after police said an ominous Queen's Day parade car crash was 'an inside job'. Beatrix, 69, and her ragbag of sycophantic royal wannabes escaped unh...

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Dutch TV Found Guilty Of Talking Crap

Funny story: Dutch TV Found Guilty Of Talking Crap

A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer. On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attac...

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Netherland's Amsterdam Airbourne's Banned from World Baseball Classic

Funny story: Netherland's Amsterdam Airbourne's Banned from World Baseball Classic

In a new wrinkle in the scandalous performance effecting drugs in baseball, Holland's World baseball Classic Cinderella team has been banned for using PIS. WBC doctors have analyzed the piss of every player on every team and the entire squad of t...

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Dutch West Indies Company Colonizes DR Baseball

Funny story: Dutch West Indies Company Colonizes DR Baseball

Not since Hans Brinker and his Silver Skates put his finger in some Amsterdam dyke has Holland's sportsmen distinguished themselves as much as they have in their double defeat of the formidable major league all-star millionaire team from third world...

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Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Funny story: Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Ever experience a couple of cold winter, or pollen-strewn summer, days of coughing and wheezing, taking yourself off to the doctor and telling him you feel like sh*t? In Holland you'd probably be diagnosed with a severe respiratory infection and...

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McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

Funny story: McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

Steve McClaren the one time Hull City midfield legend and failed England football manager, has shocked the world of football as well as those close to him, by being appointed manager of Dutch side FC Twente.

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Lollipop stick ship sails for England

Funny story: Lollipop stick ship sails for England

A Viking ship made from lollipop sticks set sail for England from the Netherlands on Tuesday.

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Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

Funny story: Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.

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Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Funny story: Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Darts legend, 9 times SKOL world champion, Phil 'The Power' Taylor has shocked pop fans in Holland by winning through the arduous Pop Idol Competition. "Admittedly, the Dutch competition isn't as difficult as the British one, but Holland is a big...

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