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Funny story: Startling New Definitions In Dictionary Update

Startling New Definitions In Dictionary Update

The Oxford English Dictionary online has been updated to include some "Americanisms." Last year the quarterly publications included new words or terms such as "Selfing" and "OMG,." as in "OMG, I Am, Like, Literally Unfriending You." The new online update includes: Bullshit. n, adj. A term associated with such politicians as Sen. Ted Cruz of the state of Texas, who was both a brilliant und...
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Funny story: GOP: "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

GOP: "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

WASHINGTON, DC--Rep. Al Newtrition, of the Tea Party Caucus in Congress, today announced that the House would be willing to extend unemployment benefits to the long-term unemployed only if the federal government would stop wasting money feeding poor...
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Funny story: Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...
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Funny story: Ogre Ogre Turning Right (with apologies to William Blake)

Ogre Ogre Turning Right (with apologies to William Blake)

"I do support unemployment benefits for the 26 weeks that they're paid for. If you extend it beyond that, you do a disservice to these workers." Rand Paul GOP, now turning right In the dark and jobless night, What demonic hand or eye Could frame thy party symmetry? In what ways do you despise The want of food in workers' eyes? On whose backs do you aspire? For what gold ar...
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Funny story: End of "Twelve days of Christmas" - Official

End of "Twelve days of Christmas" - Official

Christmas will terminate at midnight tonight in an attempt to curb turkey and mince pie abuse. Turkey can still be obtained by addicts but only on prescription. ChristmS trees, tinsel, mistletoe and chestnuts roasting on open fires will be banned unt...
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Funny story: The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...
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Funny story: Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congre...
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Funny story: Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

The Republicans, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama's Health Care Act, have at last introduced one of their own. Pooling their vast knowledge of human caring with aid from their endless sources of think tanks they have come up with a master plan to help those who are poorer than themselves and do not have the Congressional Insurance of life that they do: They will fly anyone...
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Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...
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Funny story: GOP: Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act, or Trumpcare

GOP: Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act, or Trumpcare

Republicans, stung by criticism that they have no viable or compassionate plan to help the 20 million Americans now covered under Obamacare, today proposed replacing the Affordable Care Act with what they are calling the Affordable Death Act, or Trum...
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Funny story: Say What?! The Sweet 16 Zaniest Tea Party Quotes

Say What?! The Sweet 16 Zaniest Tea Party Quotes

Here's the 'Sweet 16' of the wackiest, zaniest, most insane of all quotes attributed with the Tea Party faithful. Are these right-wing nut/jobs dangerous? Read some of what they've said and decide for yourself: 1) ''I love that smell of the emissions!''-Sarah Palin, at a motorcycle rally in Washington, D.C., where she rode in on a Harley-Davidson on May 29, 2011. Well Sarah, when the sea water...
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Funny story: Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Charles and David Koch, the two fossil fuel industrialists who created the Tea Party to scare the shit out of mainstream Republicans, announced today that they are buying out the 2016 election. The two brothers, who spent millions of dollars in 20...
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Funny story: The Trumpen Bird

The Trumpen Bird

Inspired by Lewis Carroll 'Twas brillig, and the Karl Rove Did tremble and tire in his soul; All flimsy were the borogoves, And the GOP o'er ruled. "Beware the Trumpen Bird, my son The jaws that bite, the mouth that spits! Beware the Trumpen Bird, and shun That frumious piece of shit!" Rove took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the loudmouthed foe he sought-...
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Funny story: Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Washington DC -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join "the cult of the living dead," according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed the...
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Funny story: Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

When a member of the United States Senate screamed her head off "I just got bit by a rat!" during a speech yesterday, it became obvious to all that the rat problem in Washington DC was totally out of control. Apparently, the Washington shutdown ha...
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Funny story: Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing American Politics

Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing American Politics

Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes for the common man, small groups of non-partisan partisan groups have taken to hiding in the woods and in the cellars and sewers o...
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Funny story: The Two Teds to Tour Together

The Two Teds to Tour Together

In spite of the spanking the Tea Party received from Barack Obama after its failed government shutdown recently, Ted Cruz and Ted Nugent are unapologetic and are going to tour together to promote the stranglehold the Tea Party, they hope, still has o...
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Funny story: Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Anonymous tea party insiders indicate the party is recovering quickly from its recent defeat, with exciting notions for more shutdown and debt ceiling crisis into the new year The defeat was accompanied by a thrilling revelation, as though a cloud...
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