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Funny story: Rooney Explains His Outburst

Rooney Explains His Outburst

The Football Association has charged Man Utd's Wayne Rooney with "using offensive language" after the striker allegedly swore directly into a camera after scoring a hat trick against West Ham last Saturday. The foul mouthed rant could result in th...
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Funny story: Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on air

Today presenter James Naughtie slips up on air

Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie apologised earlier today for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname. Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace th...
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Funny story: Foul Words to be Universally Banned

Foul Words to be Universally Banned

What has this world come to where saying phrases such as "go fuck yourself you bastard" and "doo-doo butter" are against the law? Pretty soon children won't even be able to take candy from strangers in creepy vans anymore. What happened to the good o...
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Funny story: Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Joe McClusky, a deeply religious man, says he's been battling with the voice in his head for going on ten years now and he's tired of every word coming out of the voice's mouth being the eff word. "From the time I get up in the morning, to the time I...
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Funny story: Vicar Advocates Swearing In Church!

Vicar Advocates Swearing In Church!

A Vicar has urged the Church to get "stretwise"--by encouraging worshippers to SWEAR. Rev Mick 'fuckin' watch it' Bland, 67 and ageing fast, risked controversy by claiming Jesus regularly swore like a f***ing trooper. "Listen pal" said the Rev Mi...
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Funny story: Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

American actor/musician, Jared Leto - of Fight Club, and American Psycho fame - caused outrage in the the little old UK last night when he shockingly said 'fuck' on national television. The amazing outburst came on gay comedian Alan Carr's Channel...
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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

This month, I visited the South London branch of Tourettes for f@ckin justice. I spoke to Adam Merdishit about his imprisonment (twat) "I was only nicked for SHOUTING!!!!! at a police officer...CCCUUU*****NNNTTTT!!! And they had me up in court! "I'm standing in the F@CKIINGGG!! dock and the Judge says have you anything to say....So I says, FU*K ALL YOUR HONOUR! "And he says to my bri...
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Funny story: MPs get political jargon 'swear box'

MPs get political jargon 'swear box'

MPs are to be given the political equivalent of a 'swear box' to deter them from using tiresome political words and phrases. On the list so far are - 'clearly', 'y'know', 'opportunity', 'fairness', 'change', 'need' and starting a sentence with the pr...
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Funny story: Sh*t - That'll Cost You 100 Dollars!

Sh*t - That'll Cost You 100 Dollars!

Queensland, one of the many State's in Australia is to introduce a no-swearing policy, with on the spot fines of 100 dollars - F*ck! (That's 100 dollars, thanks) The bold move comes as the Queensland Government looks at ways to clean the air space...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney to Quit Football

Wayne Rooney to Quit Football

Sensational as it may seem, Phoenix Joe can exclusively report that Wayne Rooney (a footballer player) has announced his intentions to quit the erm, beautiful game and pursue an academic career after the World Cup. "Well, like I'm just erm ****in...
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Funny story: Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

The Northern Mockingbird has been the state bird of Texas since 1927. Members of the Texas Legislature, however, have recently voted to change that wildlife symbol to "the bird" most commonly seen within the state. Effective May 1, the new state bi...
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Funny story: 'Fuck' Declared The Most Versatile Word Ever By Oxford University!

'Fuck' Declared The Most Versatile Word Ever By Oxford University!

Oxford University in England is arguably the greatest seat of learning the modern world has known. Here, great minds have studied, and great statesmen, generals, leaders and all round nice guys have come out of this remarkable place throughout its no...
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Funny story: F word, P word, N word

F word, P word, N word

There are so many people that are offended by the F word and the N word and P word said a high school teacher recently to her class that "we should think up new words to mean those words but do not literally, actually USE the offending word", she said. She looked out over her class of snickering 10th graders and announced, "This is your assignment for tomorrow". The next day as the class shu...
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Funny story: Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

"Those candy-assed, lily-livered editorial censorship twits are at it again!" complained the largest group ever assembled of paid newspaper writers that refuse to write for the tabloids. The entire crowd of three, who attended the protest planning...
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Funny story: Raised middle finger is now a holiday greeting

Raised middle finger is now a holiday greeting

Sociologists at the University of Okoboji have determined that the meaning of a hand gesture common in North America has undergone a recent, dramatic shift. Their conclusion: raising a middle finger is now a holiday greeting. Semioticians, who stu...
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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe condemns foul language on telly

Ann Widdecombe condemns foul language on telly

Foul language is being used so frequently in everyday speech, that a third of us will hear a swear word every five minutes, claims childless, Roman Catholic spinster of this parish and sometime novelist The Rt. Hon. Ann Widdecombe. Ms Widdecombe...
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Funny story: Changing times: Swearing, Censorship, Ofcom and Keats

Changing times: Swearing, Censorship, Ofcom and Keats

This week, Ofcom will release new legislation for swearing on TV. Frank Miller investigates the past, present and future of what is termed 'Classical English'. Times change We're aware of the changing times where swear words from yesterday may not be deemed offensive by todays standards. A History lesson Did you know that English bylaws of the 1800's stated that public flogging was a reg...
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Funny story: Jockie Waterstone Admits He's Really Scottish - Swears A Lot

Jockie Waterstone Admits He's Really Scottish - Swears A Lot

After monopolising a forum thread and hurling vile abuse at fellow writers on popular satirical website TheSpoof.com, supposed Cockney, Jockie Waterstone was finally outed by investigative reporters and revealed not to be a 15 year old Scottish girl...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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