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Surgeons accidentally give transplant patient "evil hand"

Funny story: Surgeons accidentally give transplant patient "evil hand"

There was embarrassment at a specialist hospital in Bradford today when it was revealed that following a 6 hour operation to give patient Robert Handy a new hand, surgeons had accidentally given him the hand of a criminal. Mr. Handy lost his left...

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My Life as a Man #34

Funny story: My Life as a Man #34

When having an 8 1/2" pecker is a bad thing! It is 3:37 in the morning and I cannot get to sleep. I'm going to the Veterans Hospital this morning to have a cystoscopy done to find out where, exactly, the "abnormal" cells are coming from that they found in my urine. I had bladder cancer way back in 1991 and went through surgery to remove the tumors, then came radiation and chemotherapy. I was...

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Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery. Rush is in fine...

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Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

Funny story: Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer. Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,...

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Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

Funny story: Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

STANFORD, Calif. -- Angelina and Angelica Suduko no longer have to spend every waking and sleeping moment together. However, hospital staff report that they only wish to be together, and this is not necessarily sitting well with the parents. After...

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A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

Funny story: A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Due to the horrible state of the nation's economy many people are trying to find ways to save money. Some are making their own tomato juice by using one part ketchup to 600 parts water. A couple in New Hampshire rented out t...

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Rude Doctors Breed Bad Health, Says Surgeon

Funny story: Rude Doctors Breed Bad Health, Says Surgeon

Polite doctors produce healthier patients, studies of staff behaviour in hospitals have found. Andrew Klein, an American liver surgeon, writing in the Archives of Surgery, said doctors who were rude to staff negatively affected operations. "Wel...

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Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Funny story: Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...

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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Talks Openly About Her Very Personal Female Surgery

Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Talks Openly About Her Very Personal Female Surgery

MARICOPA, Arizona - The eldest daughter of Todd and Sarah Palin, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has just announced that she recently had some highly private crotch region surgery done. Bristol sat in the kitchen of her Maricopa, Arizona home and talke...

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Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Funny story: Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Barack Obama was rushed by ambulance to Walter Reed Medical Center this morning with what has been described as "a serious inflection of the throat." Medical doctors from Johns Hopkins and the Mayo Clinic have all been called in for a consultation t...

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Patient Cries: "I Was Forced To Do My Own Brain Surgery!"

Funny story: Patient Cries: "I Was Forced To Do My Own Brain Surgery!"

Parched, Nevada - With a clumsily taped up and still oozing head wound, George Hardup of Las Vegas has pointed an accusatory finger at neurologist and all around generalized head and brain surgeon, Mr. Dr. Ronnie Elmstein, M.D. Ph.D, saying Dr. E...

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Urgent Brain Operation Required As Mother's Warnings Ignored

Funny story: Urgent Brain Operation Required As Mother's Warnings Ignored

An Oxfordshire man lost his brain, as it spilled out on to the pavement outside Goldsmith's, in Oxford city centre today. The unnamed man, 33, was nonchalantly waiting for his wife to stop looking at necklaces, when he began picking his nose. As h...

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Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Funny story: Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has undergone a triple operation in Milan's Raffaele Hospital and is convalescing for the next few days at his holiday home in the Istrian mountains. The under fire Premier, who's currently facing a number...

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China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

Funny story: China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

One of China's leading economists has said that the country is facing the possibility of a dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation which could put growth at risk. This headline is a cause for great concern. The majority of the Chinese...

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Elephant's trunk sewn on to elderly patient

Funny story: Elephant's trunk sewn on to elderly patient

Los Angeles, California. A doctor here has carried out the world's first elephant plasty, transplanting an elephant's trunk onto a 74 year old man. It was explained as being necessary for the patient as his wife could no longer stand his ceaseles...

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Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

Funny story: Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

U2 frontman Bono was recovering well yesterday from emergency surgery to combat injuries sustained while he was preparing for his latest US Tour, writes Sal Volatile, Entertainment Correspondent. U2 promoter Arthur Goebbels confirmed that all 16 U...

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Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Performs Radical Face Lift On Man

Funny story: Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Performs Radical Face Lift On Man

This is a true story: Approximately five years ago, Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the first chimpanzee plastic surgeon team recognized by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons, successfully completed a radical facelift on Mr. St. James Davis without the...

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First Full-Arse Transplant A Success Say Doctors

Funny story: First Full-Arse Transplant A Success Say Doctors

The world's first full arse transplant has taken place at a hospital in Arcelona. Over thirty medics worked for twenty four hours to give a new arse to a lucky patient. The man was thought to have been a former swimming pool cleaner who had suffer...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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