Sunderland fans, honouring the 'magnificent' appointment of Joe Kinnear as the manager of their fierce rivals Newcastle United, have come up with a brilliant new joke to poke at their near-neighbours - "Joe Kinnear - Joke In Ear!"
It's not really...
After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...
RSPB spokesman Peter Hummingbird has expressed great concern at the threat to the continued wellbeing of the Magpie following a Black Cat population explosion in the North East of England.
A Bill has been presented to the House of Commons that will have the effect of abolishing the City of Sunderland on the north east coast of England.
At a press conference held earlier today, it was reveled that Roy Keane has passed a medical to play for Sunderland FC.
Mike Ashley, a billionaire businessman, has secured an underhand deal with Sir John Hall for a controlling stake in Newcastle United Football Club and has sacked Michael Owen in his first action as majority shareholder.
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