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Football Fans Call for All Out Strike

Funny story: Football Fans Call for All Out Strike

Arsenal Fan's Organisation BSM plastered their discontent towards the running of football on a billboard next to the Emirates Stadium at their last home game against Swansea City. Within hours other football fans gathered support. Everton fans pa...

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Unions support removal of 'N' from 'Down with the Cuts'

Funny story: Unions support removal of 'N' from 'Down with the Cuts'

During Thursday's strike actions, there was cross union support for strikers and protestors removing the 'N' from their 'Down with the Cuts' placards. Mr Madd from the Unions said it was a worry that some very rude and unpleasant placards would be...

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Politicians call a Strike. No-one notices.

Funny story: Politicians call a Strike. No-one notices.

Politicians across the two main parties (and any remaining Liberal Democrats out there) also staged a Strike on Thursday, and true to form, no one noticed. Ian Smith from P.I.L.L.O.C.K (Politicians in league, loving occult cheese kites) the only u...

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The Spoof writers decided not to join strike

Funny story: The Spoof writers decided not to join strike

There has been some heated debate among the proletariat masses regarding just who would be striking against government cuts, as part of the country wide industrial inaction. The Spoof writers, who, it is fair to say, enjoy a good mass-debate over...

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Children strike from school

Funny story: Children strike from school

The National Union of Schoolchildren (NUS) has called a country-wide strike, causing thousands of schools across the UK to close. A lack of chaos is predicted as children and teachers stay at home. The NUS has promised to continue the strike until...

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Mass public sector strike to have no impact on their output

The 750,000 person co-ordinated strike action public sector workers are preparing to take part in later this month over pension changes, job cuts and a pay freeze are likely to have absolutely no impact on their overall level of output during this pe...

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Vince Cable Warns Against General Strike

Funny story: Vince Cable Warns Against General Strike

The Coalition government's Business secretary Vince Cable was given a hostile reception at the GMB annual conference in Brighton when he suggested that new legislation might be introduced if there was a wave of general strikes this year. Cable def...

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NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

Funny story: NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...

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Wildcat Strikes All Over Scotland

Funny story: Wildcat Strikes All Over Scotland

Scotland has been hit by a wave of wildcat strikes and the disruption is liable to last all summer. World famous naturalist Richard Attenborough, spokesman for the wildcats, explained the reason for their extreme action : "For years, wildcats t...

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Animals threaten strike

Funny story: Animals threaten strike

The heads of the sheep union, MOO (the Movement against Ovine Oppression), and the horses union, BAA (Brotherhood of Asinine Animals) have joined together to threaten a strike unless certain conditions are met. Through a human interpreter, Herbert...

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Post Office Strike In Doubt

Funny story: Post Office Strike In Doubt

The threat of a Post Office strike at the end of March is receding, according to sources within the Royal Mail. Although Communication Workers Union members at over 300 crown post office branches in the U.K. voted by 9 to 1 to strike over closures...

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Industrial Action On Railways Imminent

Funny story: Industrial Action On Railways Imminent

Rail travellers in the U.K. are steeling themselves for disruption with the news that Arriva Trains will be striking in Wales and parts of England next week. Although workers have been offered a 12% increase over the next 2 years, union sources cl...

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Striking Wisconsin Teachers in Shock! Governor Says They'll Be Forced to Take IQ Test Before Being Allowed Back in Classroom!

Funny story: Striking Wisconsin Teachers in Shock! Governor Says They'll Be Forced to Take IQ Test Before Being Allowed Back in Classroom!

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker ratcheted up pressure on the state's AWOL teachers saying before they can return to the classroom, they will be forced to take an IQ test to prove they can find their ass with both hands. The teachers, who walked ou...

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The NFL Players Association and The NFL Owners Have Just Named Ines Sainz As Having "The Best Looking Butt In The USA"

Funny story: The NFL Players Association and The NFL Owners Have Just Named Ines Sainz As Having "The Best Looking Butt In The USA"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Football Players Association and the NFL owners met in the "Capital City" to discuss the upcoming contract talks. The current NFL contract expires in March. If a settlement is not reached soon, the owners could impl...

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NFL Players and Owners Agree On New Thirty-Two Game Schedule

Funny story: NFL Players and Owners Agree On New Thirty-Two Game Schedule

New York, NY - In the public relations rhetoric between the NFL Management Council and NFL Players Association over a new collective-bargaining agreement, both sides agreed with something commissioner Roger Goodell said before Super Bowl XLV.

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Threat of More Postal Strikes

Funny story: Threat of More Postal Strikes

Post Office workers the length and breadth of the country are to be balloted by the CWU (Communication Workers Union) in a row over proposed changes to their conditions of service. Postmen are furious that the Post Office seems committed to pushin...

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Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...

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Pandemonium as Heinz workers threaten to strike. Bean eaters panic!

Funny story: Pandemonium as Heinz workers threaten to strike. Bean eaters panic!

"Workers at food giant Heinz are to go on strike in a pay row. Unite said its members at the firm's factory in Wigan will walk out for 24 hours from next Wednesday evening and launch a continuous ban on overtime." Residents of the U.K. are rush...

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