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Funny story: Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...
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Funny story: Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

As much as their quick-stepping artistry, the physical attributes of the Strictly contestants were under close scrutiny as they danced for the 2010 title last night. For months viewers have been transfixed by the delightful décolletés of the girls...
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Funny story: Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Now that Ann Widdecombe has been ejected from popular dancing reality show "Strictly", the Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association (MWVLA) are up in arms that the show may now start to verge on the pornographic. The MWVLA feel that femal...
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Funny story: Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...
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Funny story: Aung San Suu Kyi and Arnold Schwarzenegger snapped up for Strictly Come Dancing Xmas show

Aung San Suu Kyi and Arnold Schwarzenegger snapped up for Strictly Come Dancing Xmas show

Blackpool - (Quickstep News): The freed Burmese politician will dance Por Una Cabeza - the Argentinian tango from 'True Lies' - according to sources. Suu Kyi has been signed up by the BBC Saturday night show for a reported £5 million amid frantic...
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Funny story: Bollox choreography as Felicity Kendall does the Paso Doble

Bollox choreography as Felicity Kendall does the Paso Doble

Blackpool - (Blast Tango In Paris): The 64-year old OAP's Saturday night rendition of the Spanish bullfighter's march was crap. Terrible timing, jerky movements and a gaunt facial expression suggesting something nasty gestating down her larynx sa...
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Funny story: Same Sex Couple For Strictly Come Dancing?

Same Sex Couple For Strictly Come Dancing?

It has been announced (mostly by me) that in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing, to begin next year, a same-sex couple will feature. Bruce Forsyth, asked about the rumour, said "I'm staying tight lipped. And with all the queens round here that...
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Funny story: Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.
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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

In a desperate last ditch attempt to win over the judges, Ann Widdecombe and her partner were hoping to perform a daring aerial routine during their last dance. The idea behind this was to try to recreate the flying pig routine, which Pink Floyd used...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing s...
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Funny story: Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...
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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Judges and the audience were left speechless, or at best mumbling incoherently, following Ann Widdecombe's performance of the Salsa. The cameramen were relieved of their posts and taken away for treatment of their PTSD. The show's director was also s...
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Funny story: Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe's going back to basics, following another shit performance on Strictly Come Dancing. The aging star from that TV show everyone loves is set to go back to basics to really woo the audiences. Following complaints that her routines we...
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Funny story: Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

A row has broken out after Anne Widdicome appeared on Strictly Come Dancing wearing just a G-string and flimsy lacy bikini top doing the Rumba. As she was swung around the dance floor by Anton, kicking her legs higher than her shoulders and flingi...
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Funny story: Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Anne Widdecombe has emerged as the early front-runner to win strictly come dancing. All the book makers think she's great and just fantastic. She's a typical example of girls who are doing it for themselves and also, of course, she's the action her...
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Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...
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