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What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

Funny story: What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

The independent expose website Wakileaks (It is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped S...

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Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Funny story: Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Imperial candidate Higgid Conte defended herself Thursday against accusations she was out of touch as the situation in Tatooine spiraled out of control before the 78901 rebel attack, at a long-awaited Imperial hearing where leading members of the Emp...

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Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Funny story: Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...

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Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Funny story: Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Credible sources claim that Jar Jar Bink's son is to play a major role in the upcoming Star Wars movie in December 2015. After sweeping through all the strategically placed and completely legal listening devices placed within Disney studios, you...

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Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial). When asked f...

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Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Funny story: Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production! Here is a summary of the plot: In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...

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Balance to the Force - A Star Wars Tale

Many people, fans of the original Star Wars trilogy, lambast the prequels of Star Wars movies as trash and not deserving a space next to such giants in film. They criticize the poorly thought out characters, the abundance of origin stories, an unlikable main character who eventually becomes the villain without too much disappointment, Jar Jar Binks, the stupidity of many characters, that Gungan wh...

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Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Funny story: Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Princess Leia actress Carrie Fisher has agreed not to wear headphones during the filming of the latest Star Wars movie. This is believed to be a major coup for J.J. Abrams, since Fisher had worn the distinct audio accessories throughout filming of th...

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Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Funny story: Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Pinewood Studios, UK - "At first glance it looked like a bit of attention seeking drama queenery," a Spinewood Studios gaffer said today, "considering he'd just been given the classic thespian good luck greeting of Break A Leg! by fellow actors."...

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Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Funny story: Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Fans of disgraced TV legend Jimmy Saville have petitioned Essex council for permission to perform a bizarre pagan resurrection ritual over Saville's grave. Even more peculiar is that ex-boxer, Frank Bruno, has fully endorsed this occultist "ceremony"...

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Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Funny story: Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...

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Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Funny story: Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...

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Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

Funny story: Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers. "What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...

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Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...

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Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

Funny story: Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

George Lucas and head of Disney, Wallace Gromit, are said to be in talks today after top secret plot points for the new Star Wars movie "Episode VII: The Revenge Of The Endoscopy" somehow found their way on to top internet discussion forum "fat40ands...

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Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Funny story: Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...

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Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Funny story: Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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