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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

ongoose Mania has hit this arrogantly shabby, but serpent and mole challenged South Carolina resort community with a new pest removal service. Snake B Gone, a cutting edge new company with a bite, was recently named most innovative new customer...
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Funny story: PM and the one-eyed trouser snake

PM and the one-eyed trouser snake

Prime Minister Gordon Brown today 'apologizered' for the letter he wrote to the mother of a dead war hero that contained a number of schoolboy 'misteaks'. He told Mrs Janes (he had written to Mrs James) that because he only had one eye - his right...
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Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...
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Funny story: Snakes on a boy?

Snakes on a boy?

Gang members of the world hear me now, the time to down arms has come. Drop those blades, put away the shooters and muzzle the black eyed staffys, there's a new weapon in town. Yes it seems that the street youth of today have managed to out do the...
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Funny story: South African Couple Travel 100 Miles With Spitting Cobra

South African Couple Travel 100 Miles With Spitting Cobra

A couple drove 100 miles from South Africa's famous Kruger National Park with a highly venomous spitting cobra in their car, the Beeld newspaper reported on Wednesday. Gordon Parratt, 69, felt a 33-inch long snake wind itself around his leg while he...
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Funny story: New Zealand Snake Becomes Daddy At 111 Years Old

New Zealand Snake Becomes Daddy At 111 Years Old

A captive reptile in New Zealand has unexpectedly become a proud father at the ripe old age of 111 after receiving treatment for a cancer that made him hostile toward prospective mates, or it was thought to be so. The centenarian tuatara, named He...
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Funny story: Python dish raises ire of animal group

Python dish raises ire of animal group

PE3TA -- People for the Edible Ethical Elevated Treatment of Animals -- have demanded scientists cease feeding lab pythons from dishes, citing the resulting cruelty this perpetrated on the poor creatures who can't hold a knife and fork in the first p...
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Funny story: Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...
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Funny story: Zookeeper Sacked For Trying To Hide In Snake

Zookeeper Sacked For Trying To Hide In Snake

A student zookeeper at a zoo in Venezuela has been sacked after he was discovered trying to hide inside a Burmese Python. Staff at the zoo, in Caracas, were alerted when they heard the man, Pedro Arteta, giggling. They pounced, and beat the snake...
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Funny story: Malaysian Man Deep Tongues King Cobra

Malaysian Man Deep Tongues King Cobra

Abdul Shahimi Stupidtwat, a Malaysian reptile halitosis consultant, set a new Guinness World Record today for kissing a poisonous snake 51 times in three minutes. The bizarre event, sponsored by Barmy Bastard Productions and Ripley's Believe It Or...
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Funny story: Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Fresh on the heels of the Pet store customer who tried to smuggle a snake in her hot pants, an Eugene, OR pet store owner was bitten and thrown to the floor by a 12 foot Burmese python.
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Funny story: Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

A Lansing Michigan pet store owner reported to police that a woman absconded with a 20 inch baby boa constrictor, priced at $180, by slipping the reptile into her hot pants.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

In a rapidly breaking story, it appears that many leading GOP politicians have been injured in an apocalyptic fire at a hitherto unknown "Snake Complex", including the long-shot racist candidate
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Funny story: Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

UPIAPBBCCBSCNNFOX- Martha May Daltry was walking home from school last week in Northfolk, Virginia when she saw something rolling down the road next to her. At first she thought it was a bike tire, perhaps pushed by a friend to frighten her, but nobo...
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Funny story: "Snakes on a Snake Preserve" Premieres to Cool Response

"Snakes on a Snake Preserve" Premieres to Cool Response

A new production studio's hopes for their recent action blockbuster dimmed somewhat when their film opened to a mediocre audience response and poor reviews.
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Funny story: Dead snakes on a plane

Dead snakes on a plane

Atlanta - (Ass Mess): A fifty year old Floridian Samuel L Jackson lookalike has been fined a record $8,000 after being caught flying with 30 dead snakes in his hand luggage on an flight originating in South Korea.
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Funny story: Indian Village Full of Cobras

Indian Village Full of Cobras

New Delco, Indiantown (IP) - An Indian village at the edge of the Delco mountain range is teeming with Cobras. The Cobras appear out of no where around every twist and turn.
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Funny story: Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - A civic minded serpent slithering past a First National Bank window on South Federal Highway this morning foiled a bank robbery in progress. The serpent was a very long Python that had been let loose by an owner who c...
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