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Help needed, free trip and free housing offered

Funny story: Help needed, free trip and free housing offered

Reptiles have more uses than just pets - A company in the tropics where snakes and other reptiles are plentiful has come up with a product that has the fashion world all atwitter. Snakes and most other reptile types shed their skin periodically an...

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Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

Funny story: Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

ongoose Mania has hit this arrogantly shabby, but serpent and mole challenged South Carolina resort community with a new pest removal service. Snake B Gone, a cutting edge new company with a bite, was recently named most innovative new customer...

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PM and the one-eyed trouser snake

Prime Minister Gordon Brown today 'apologizered' for the letter he wrote to the mother of a dead war hero that contained a number of schoolboy 'misteaks'. He told Mrs Janes (he had written to Mrs James) that because he only had one eye - his right...

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Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...

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Snakes on a boy?

Funny story: Snakes on a boy?

Gang members of the world hear me now, the time to down arms has come. Drop those blades, put away the shooters and muzzle the black eyed staffys, there's a new weapon in town. Yes it seems that the street youth of today have managed to out do the...

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South African Couple Travel 100 Miles With Spitting Cobra

Funny story: South African Couple Travel 100 Miles With Spitting Cobra

A couple drove 100 miles from South Africa's famous Kruger National Park with a highly venomous spitting cobra in their car, the Beeld newspaper reported on Wednesday. Gordon Parratt, 69, felt a 33-inch long snake wind itself around his leg while he...

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New Zealand Snake Becomes Daddy At 111 Years Old

Funny story: New Zealand Snake Becomes Daddy At 111 Years Old

A captive reptile in New Zealand has unexpectedly become a proud father at the ripe old age of 111 after receiving treatment for a cancer that made him hostile toward prospective mates, or it was thought to be so. The centenarian tuatara, named He...

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Python dish raises ire of animal group

Funny story: Python dish raises ire of animal group

PE3TA -- People for the Edible Ethical Elevated Treatment of Animals -- have demanded scientists cease feeding lab pythons from dishes, citing the resulting cruelty this perpetrated on the poor creatures who can't hold a knife and fork in the first p...

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Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

Funny story: Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...

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Zookeeper Sacked For Trying To Hide In Snake

Funny story: Zookeeper Sacked For Trying To Hide In Snake

A student zookeeper at a zoo in Venezuela has been sacked after he was discovered trying to hide inside a Burmese Python. Staff at the zoo, in Caracas, were alerted when they heard the man, Pedro Arteta, giggling. They pounced, and beat the snake...

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Malaysian Man Deep Tongues King Cobra

Funny story: Malaysian Man Deep Tongues King Cobra

Abdul Shahimi Stupidtwat, a Malaysian reptile halitosis consultant, set a new Guinness World Record today for kissing a poisonous snake 51 times in three minutes. The bizarre event, sponsored by Barmy Bastard Productions and Ripley's Believe It Or...

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Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Funny story: Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Fresh on the heels of the Pet store customer who tried to smuggle a snake in her hot pants, an Eugene, OR pet store owner was bitten and thrown to the floor by a 12 foot Burmese python.

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Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

Funny story: Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

A Lansing Michigan pet store owner reported to police that a woman absconded with a 20 inch baby boa constrictor, priced at $180, by slipping the reptile into her hot pants.

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Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

Funny story: Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

In a rapidly breaking story, it appears that many leading GOP politicians have been injured in an apocalyptic fire at a hitherto unknown "Snake Complex", including the long-shot racist candidate

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Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

Funny story: Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

UPIAPBBCCBSCNNFOX- Martha May Daltry was walking home from school last week in Northfolk, Virginia when she saw something rolling down the road next to her. At first she thought it was a bike tire, perhaps pushed by a friend to frighten her, but nobo...

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"Snakes on a Snake Preserve" Premieres to Cool Response

Funny story: "Snakes on a Snake Preserve" Premieres to Cool Response

A new production studio's hopes for their recent action blockbuster dimmed somewhat when their film opened to a mediocre audience response and poor reviews.

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Dead snakes on a plane

Funny story: Dead snakes on a plane

Atlanta - (Ass Mess): A fifty year old Floridian Samuel L Jackson lookalike has been fined a record $8,000 after being caught flying with 30 dead snakes in his hand luggage on an flight originating in South Korea.

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Indian Village Full of Cobras

Funny story: Indian Village Full of Cobras

New Delco, Indiantown (IP) - An Indian village at the edge of the Delco mountain range is teeming with Cobras. The Cobras appear out of no where around every twist and turn.

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