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First E cigarettes now kick the E habit with United Drug Federation F cigarettes

Funny story: First E cigarettes now kick the E habit with United Drug Federation F cigarettes

The sale of F cigarettes which are the proven effective way to give up E cigarette has gone viral with over one billion units sold worldwide. Many people have become too fond of E cigarettes which helped people to give up cigarettes. A spokesperso...

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Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

Funny story: Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter. Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...

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AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

Funny story: AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

DENVER - The American Association of Retired Persons has filed a complaint with the state of Colorado. The complaint states that since the state voted to decriminalize marijuana the amount of people smoking pot has increased by 4,000 percent. A...

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'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

Funny story: 'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

Washington - The clean living, chillum eschewing Big Dude on Capitol Hill hasn't had so much a whiff of it since Thanksgiving 2007 if forensic memories are to be believed. Including this year's Martha's Vineyard vacation when some really cool weed...

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Benefits and drawbacks of E-cigarettes

Funny story: Benefits and drawbacks of E-cigarettes

With e-cigarette use on the rise, many are wondering whether the battery-operated device is the answer to the dangers posed by traditional burning tobacco. Here's a helpful list of pros and cons to help you consider if e-cigarettes are right for you. PRO • None of the health risks, all of the aesthetic coolness • No longer feel guilty after visiting cancer-stricken uncle in hospital • Might...

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Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Funny story: Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Lady Henrietta Partridge-Greenwelly, the wife of ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, has turned whistleblower by revealing a devious plot to keep people smoking put together behind closed doors during the recent Bilderberg meeti...

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Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

Funny story: Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old. The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views. Ardi, or Baby Chu...

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Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

Funny story: Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released this week a study which son-in-laws everywhere will have a hard time swallowing. Women who quit smoking by the age of 50 dramatically cut risk of an early death, enjoying up to ten to fifteen more year...

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Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Funny story: Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Dorking Zoo Keeper, Stavros Jones, improved his brainpower three-fold by smoking the malted fur from various primates at the zoo he is employed at an un-named conservation park in Surrey. Stavros, a keen botanist when not tending to primates, boas...

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The Hunting Act - Eight Years On (An Undercover Report)

Funny story: The Hunting Act - Eight Years On (An Undercover Report)

The Hunting Act 2004 is a United Kingdom Act of Parliament. Its effect is to outlaw hunting with dogs - particularly for foxes, deer, hares and mink. During the pre-legislation debate it was claimed by the country sports community that the Act would be devastating to rural economies as well as undermining centuries of agrarian cultural tradition. Eight years on, however, it is apparent, even...

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Man Smokes 100 Cigarettes Before Lunch - And Lives!

Funny story: Man Smokes 100 Cigarettes Before Lunch - And Lives!

Veteran English teacher Dave Stubb has amazed colleagues at a language school in Bangkok by claiming that he smokes 100 cigarettes before lunch - without any adverse effects on his health. Dave, 70, but not looking a day over 69, has been smoking...

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Pubs have secretly been employing smokers

Funny story: Pubs have secretly been employing smokers

Some enterprising pub landlords have, since the smoking ban, been employing smokers to stand outside their pub. "It's a good second income," said Sue Perkins, who has been standing outside the Red Lion in Stockport for the past two years. "You get...

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Scandal As Kids Smoke 40 Tabs A Day, and more.

Funny story: Scandal As Kids Smoke 40 Tabs A Day, and more.

Reports that an eight year old Indonesian boy has quit school, because it interferes with his ability to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, have caused global disgust and outrage, or at the very least upset a few Daily Mail readers. The boy's mother funds...

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R J Reynolds announces Lucky Greens

Chairman, President, & CEO Daniel Delen of R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, today announced that his company will soon market an organic "green" cigarette. The new smoke, called Lucky Green, is aimed at the discriminating health-conscious co...

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Smokin' The Bluegrass of Kentucky

Funny story: Smokin' The Bluegrass of Kentucky

Goosey Holler, Kentucky Ralph has an official mental malady where he draws a Crazy Check from the U.S Government directly related to having parents who are closely related, plus a little too much weed in his system. However, times are hard in Goosey Holler as everywhere else, so Ralph has been manufacturing and selling concrete items on the side. "What are those thangs, Ralph?", asks one of...

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Smokers ring out the warning

Funny story: Smokers ring out the warning

Streets outside offices will soon become much more noisy if the anti-smoking lobby get their latest suggestion passed into law. "What we want to do," said Ashley Holden, "is to have smokers warn healthy people who happen to be walking near by. Our...

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India choose John Terry as their health ambassador!

Funny story: India choose John Terry as their health ambassador!

India has chosen super-clean Chelsea star and super-monogamist (monogamy is classified as very healthy in India), John Terry, as their health ambassador for 2012. The Indian ministry for sport and health chose John because of his upstanding morals an...

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The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

Funny story: The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus recently turned 19, and she now feels that she should have a lot more control in things relating to her music career. But according to a story reported by the El Lay Informer that is just not the case. Gibraltar Yukon wi...

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