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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...
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Funny story: Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just made a much anticipated announcement from her governor's mansion in Phoenix. She told the assembled news media that plans have been finalized on a new 30,000 mental patient facility to be built just outside t...
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Funny story: Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

SAN DIEGO - United States Customs Agents have advised the Arizona state authorities to be on the look out for a late model mossy green truck that is reportedly headed for their state. Captain Lestingwood Grimwitch, 43, with the U.S. Department of...
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Funny story: Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

YUMA, Arizona - In what many local citizens are calling an unbelievable story, Arizona State Police have found a 15 foot by 20 foot wooden building that housed at least a dozen Al Qaeda members. Sergeant Cameron Moneymix with the ASP stated to the...
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Funny story: Arizona Has Found A Solution To The Problem of School Bus Violence

Arizona Has Found A Solution To The Problem of School Bus Violence

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just informed the news media that she and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have figured out a solution to a very pressing matter. The governor said that since the start of the school year, about...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has made it known that he will not be putting up with no boys putting on lipstick, a wig, and a padded bra, and telling everyone that, that makes them a girl. Sheriff Arpaio says that at 81, he...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported To Canada

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported To Canada

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in The United States, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio recently told a group of law enforcement officers that little Justin Bieber needs to be sent back home to Canada. Sheriff Arpaio, 81, said tha...
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Funny story: Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting...
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Funny story: Governor Brewer Angrily Shuts Down Arizona's Last Cork Producing Factory

Governor Brewer Angrily Shuts Down Arizona's Last Cork Producing Factory

YUMA, Arizona - The governor of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona has just informed the news media that she regrets having to shut down the state's only cork manufacturing factory. The governor said that the Yuma-based company named Put A Cork In I...
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Funny story: Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...
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Funny story: Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...
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Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...
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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...
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Funny story: Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...
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Funny story: Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws. According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...
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Funny story: The World's Largest Landfill

The World's Largest Landfill

PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...
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