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Loft insulation installers want the regulations to be changed

Funny story: Loft insulation installers want the regulations to be changed

With less than a dozen houses left in Britain to have loft insulation installed to the recommended depth by the Government, loft insulation companies are lobbying for a change in the law. "We estimate that we have about two hours worth of work lef...

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White House Pimps And Obama Czars Not Included In New Job Numbers

Funny story: White House Pimps And Obama Czars Not Included In New Job Numbers

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Labor Department announced today that the 240,000 increase in jobs did not include the record number of pimps and Czars installed by President Obama in the administration. It is estimated that the number of czars in the Oba...

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A sheep, by any other name, would still be a sheep

Many thousands of years ago, men learned to catch larger animals, to grow plants, to make tools out of stone and to trade. First, cattle were used as goods to trade: one whole calf for one single shovel, but the calf was worth much higher than a shovel, and the seller unable to give any change back. As time went by, someone came up with the idea of using salt, shells, animals' tails, tigers' to...

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Controversy as sheep help Irish man set 8-hour sobriety record

Controversy abounds across the water after it was alleged an County Donegal man abused his affinity with 744 New Zealand sheep in a bid to set a new 8-hour sobriety world record for an Irishman. Ivan Scott from Kilmacrennan, beat the world record...

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QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

Funny story: QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep. The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...

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Charles vows to stop shagging sheep in 2012; 'Bah, Humbug!' say Badger Face Welsh Mountain rams

Funny story: Charles vows to stop shagging sheep in 2012; 'Bah, Humbug!' say Badger Face Welsh Mountain rams

Wales - Their distinctive eye-framing black stripes continue from chin to belly and nether regions beyond ending in an anal 'x marks the spot' for the visually impaired. The flock's 1979 prenup with Charles guarantees certain conjugal rites in per...

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ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Funny story: ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...

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Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

Funny story: Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

There seems to be little doubt that the humble Wellington boot, or 'wellie' as it is popularly known seems set to dominate this season's winter collection at the London Fashion Show. The humble wellie - a sort of galvanised rubber boot designed to...

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North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

Funny story: North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

As public disorder and rioting has spread across Britain, it was only ever going to be a matter of time before an outbreak reached the sleepy Welsh valleys. However, this time the locals were ready and waiting. The folk of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoge...

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Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

Funny story: Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (...

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Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Funny story: Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Ryan Giggs Yoga guru has agreed to reveal all about a National scandal that has shocked the whole of Wales. The scandal revolves around a claim made by the Yoga Guru last year that the sheep he uses to maintain the grass height in the Gardens of h...

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Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

Funny story: Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

A low profile Welsh footballer has secured a superinjunction against a sheep. The red faced Baadiff ace is determined to buy his anonymity on the basis that he is 'married 'to another sheep. But rumours are rife down in the valleys and on the...

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White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

Funny story: Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

In an effort to simplify things for the hard of thinking, the electronics industry, in particular establishments such as Game, Cash Generator, Nintendo, Apple and Currys, already well known for their thoroughly enticing and vomit-inducing "pre-order"...

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Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Funny story: Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...

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Lamb in Wheelie Bin

Funny story: Lamb in Wheelie Bin

A copycat incident has occurred in Manchester where, following Mary Bale's disposal of a cat in a wheelie bin, a lamb one month old has been found bleating in a wheelie bin. The RSPCA have taken care of the animal, named Freddie, which is having a...

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Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

Funny story: Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...

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Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Popular Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs could be in for a knighthood if an MP gets his way. Manchester Central MP, Tony Lloyd, tabled an early-day motion in the Commons asking for backing. According to Mr Lloyd, Giggs' little-known researc...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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