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Funny story: A sheep, by any other name, would still be a sheep

A sheep, by any other name, would still be a sheep

Many thousands of years ago, men learned to catch larger animals, to grow plants, to make tools out of stone and to trade. First, cattle were used as goods to trade: one whole calf for one single shovel, but the calf was worth much higher than a shovel, and the seller unable to give any change back. As time went by, someone came up with the idea of using salt, shells, animals' tails, tigers' to...
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Funny story: Controversy as sheep help Irish man set 8-hour sobriety record

Controversy as sheep help Irish man set 8-hour sobriety record

Controversy abounds across the water after it was alleged an County Donegal man abused his affinity with 744 New Zealand sheep in a bid to set a new 8-hour sobriety world record for an Irishman. Ivan Scott from Kilmacrennan, beat the world record...
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Funny story: QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep. The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
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Funny story: Charles vows to stop shagging sheep in 2012; 'Bah, Humbug!' say Badger Face Welsh Mountain rams

Charles vows to stop shagging sheep in 2012; 'Bah, Humbug!' say Badger Face Welsh Mountain rams

Wales - Their distinctive eye-framing black stripes continue from chin to belly and nether regions beyond ending in an anal 'x marks the spot' for the visually impaired. The flock's 1979 prenup with Charles guarantees certain conjugal rites in per...
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Funny story: ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...
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Funny story: Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

There seems to be little doubt that the humble Wellington boot, or 'wellie' as it is popularly known seems set to dominate this season's winter collection at the London Fashion Show. The humble wellie - a sort of galvanised rubber boot designed to...
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Funny story: North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

North Wales Riot Quickly Subdued By Locals

As public disorder and rioting has spread across Britain, it was only ever going to be a matter of time before an outbreak reached the sleepy Welsh valleys. However, this time the locals were ready and waiting. The folk of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoge...
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Funny story: Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Ryan Giggs Yoga guru has agreed to reveal all about a National scandal that has shocked the whole of Wales. The scandal revolves around a claim made by the Yoga Guru last year that the sheep he uses to maintain the grass height in the Gardens of h...
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Funny story: Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

A low profile Welsh footballer has secured a superinjunction against a sheep. The red faced Baadiff ace is determined to buy his anonymity on the basis that he is 'married 'to another sheep. But rumours are rife down in the valleys and on the...
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Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...
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Funny story: Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

Everything to be described as "pre" this and "pre" that

In an effort to simplify things for the hard of thinking, the electronics industry, in particular establishments such as Game, Cash Generator, Nintendo, Apple and Currys, already well known for their thoroughly enticing and vomit-inducing "pre-order"...
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Funny story: Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...
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Funny story: Lamb in Wheelie Bin

Lamb in Wheelie Bin

A copycat incident has occurred in Manchester where, following Mary Bale's disposal of a cat in a wheelie bin, a lamb one month old has been found bleating in a wheelie bin. The RSPCA have taken care of the animal, named Freddie, which is having a...
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Funny story: Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Popular Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs could be in for a knighthood if an MP gets his way. Manchester Central MP, Tony Lloyd, tabled an early-day motion in the Commons asking for backing. According to Mr Lloyd, Giggs' little-known researc...
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Funny story: Shock News About Welsh Sheep

Shock News About Welsh Sheep

After 10 years of intensive research, scientists at Cambridge University have discovered that sheep are not nearly as stupid as previously believed. "The public's perception may have always been that these animals are inherently dumb, but our stud...
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Funny story: Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...
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