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Canary Foils Sex Attack

Funny story: Canary Foils Sex Attack

A five year old canary, from Leyton Buzzard, has been today awarded the congressional medal of honour for saving his owner from a would be sex attack. The canary, named Murray, flapped in the face of fear and repeatedly defecated on the attacker u...

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Sexual violence fails to prove a hit with TV viewers

Channel 4's latest attempt to fill the void left by Big Brother has been abandoned after a record number of complaints from viewers The show, You've Been Morally Compromised, combined elements of the popular candid camera and clip shows of the 80s...

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'Homer Simpson' Pinching Asses At San Diego Con

Funny story: 'Homer Simpson' Pinching Asses At San Diego Con

Several fans and a couple of actresses have told police that someone with a Homer Simpson outfit and mask had pinched their butts during the 4-day event, attended by thousands of fans in San Diego. Samantha Adams, from nearby Los Angeles stated t...

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Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Funny story: Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque was leaving the medal podium, after winning a Gold in women's figure skating, and heading down a crowded hall when she felt someone grab her breasts. The Vancouver Winter Games athlete quickly spun around to see who it...

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Tree hugger arrested for sex with sapling

Funny story: Tree hugger arrested for sex with sapling

Paul Bunyan claims to love trees;at least that is what he says. Forestry police claim he loves trees too much--to the point he has sexually assaulted a very young tree, a sapling, in fact. Bunyan was arrested for illegally fondling a fir tree Wedne...

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Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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