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Funny story: 'Homer Simpson' Pinching Asses At San Diego Con

'Homer Simpson' Pinching Asses At San Diego Con

Several fans and a couple of actresses have told police that someone with a Homer Simpson outfit and mask had pinched their butts during the 4-day event, attended by thousands of fans in San Diego. Samantha Adams, from nearby Los Angeles stated t...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque was leaving the medal podium, after winning a Gold in women's figure skating, and heading down a crowded hall when she felt someone grab her breasts. The Vancouver Winter Games athlete quickly spun around to see who it...
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Funny story: Tree hugger arrested for sex with sapling

Tree hugger arrested for sex with sapling

Paul Bunyan claims to love trees;at least that is what he says. Forestry police claim he loves trees too much--to the point he has sexually assaulted a very young tree, a sapling, in fact. Bunyan was arrested for illegally fondling a fir tree Wedne...
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Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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