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Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

Funny story: Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

A teenager from Southwark has reported the theft of her virginity to the Police, stating that she wants it back. With Candice Rankburger losing her virginity at 17, she was seen to be a Nun by friends and family in Southwark but the incident in qu...

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Max Clifford V Dignity

Funny story: Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford was found guilty of several "historical sexual assaults" yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, it really depends on when your reading this. Appearing outside the courthouse after the verdict had been announced Max loo...

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Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...

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Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Funny story: Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Crack smoking on police cameras? Smoking weed in the streets? Popping pills, drinking on the job, hiring prostitutes, soliciting sex from employees. Mayor Ford has been in the spotlight for QUITE a crazy lifestyle, or so it seems. With his agon...

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Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

Funny story: Anthony Weiner's Wife Huma May Be Filing For Divorce

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her. The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and sa...

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Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...

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Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide. She stressed to the president that...

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Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...

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Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

Funny story: Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine

London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...

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Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Funny story: Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...

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Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

Funny story: Cardinal sins to be reclassified as sub-standard virtues

The recent apology by Cardinal Keith O'Brien where he admitted to below-standard sexual conduct, has inspired a radical review of offences. HR, ecumenical and legal professionals are all celebrating the proposed new terminology. "Really it is an...

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Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

Funny story: UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

In the light of recent revelations concerning General Patraeus, senior members of UK Armed Forces have admitted that they have also been caught with their pants down, frequently having to make a 'hasty tactical withdrawal'. Part of the problem is...

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BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Funny story: BBC Contemplates Piers Morgan as Last Man Standing to Purge 'festering bog pit?"

Piers Moron just leaked in a Rolling Stone interview that he'd consider giving up his 'wildly' successful show in America to 'come home to roost' as head of the BBC. He was non committal when asked if he favoured Russell Brand to be the face of...

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Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

Funny story: Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...

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Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Funny story: Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...

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Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!

Just when we thought the BBC sex crimes scandal could get no worse Newsnight have exposed another major BBC star. The most startling claim of abuse in the programme appeared to come from a female known only as Soo; who claimed to have been abused by...

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Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

Funny story: Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

KENNEBUNK, Maine (ABSNN) - 129,277 men in this tony seaside town (all apparently Democrats) on the Maine coast have been named as "Johns" in the Zumba Prostitution scandal. Their names, but no other identifying data, were released by order of the ju...

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