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Real Bert And Ernie To Marry In San Francisco

Funny story: Real Bert And Ernie To Marry In San Francisco

Not only are Bert and Ernie gay, so are their voices! Although denied by PBS for many years now, the two puppets, Bert & Ernie are finally ending the rumors by getting married this week in California. Not only that, but their voices, Sammy...

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The Muppet Wars, Chapter 4: Elmo, Baby and the Down Low Girls.

Funny story: The Muppet Wars, Chapter 4: Elmo, Baby and the Down Low Girls.

Elmo's life began to turn around when he was introduced to a green triceratops named Frances "Baby" Houseman. Frances came to the Children's Television Workshop studios to audition for a role on Sesame Street, while playing the role of "Fang, the Man-Eating Dinosaur" on a series of home videos called "Barney and the Backyard Gang," which starred Sandy Duncan. "That was the summer of 1989 - w...

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The Muppet Wars. Chapter 3: Elmo; Behind The Illeism.

Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 3: Elmo; Behind The Illeism.

Elmo was a failure, initially. Debuting in a non-speaking role as "Baby Monster" in 1972, the furry red monster with large white eyes and an orange nose did not hear from PBS' now flagship show, until he was teamed with Kevin Clash in 1984. Sesame Street staff writer Nancy Sans once described Elmo's rebirth: "Elmo used to hang around the set, helping set designers, giving the lighting crew back...

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The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 2: The 'Neighborhood' Turns To Sh-t.

When Sesame Street debuted in 1969, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood had already been airing on PBS for two seasons. As the elder statesman, Rogers wasted no time bullying the cast and crew of the show he characterized as "Puppets Singing Numbers." "It was stupid sh-t, really," said Muppetmaster Frank Oz, who, in recent years, has taken to wearing a 'Yoda and Grover are NOT the same voice!' T-shirt...

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The Muppet Wars. Chapter 1

Funny story: The Muppet Wars. Chapter 1

For years, just below the peaches and cream surface of PBS' block of daytime children's programming, churned a seething cauldron of hatred. And the patriarchs of the shows, which are universally recognized at the forefathers of educational children's programs -Jim Henson / Frank Oz et. al of Sesame Street, and Fred Rogers,the creator and host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood-nearly allowed their hatre...

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Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Funny story: Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Washington, D.C.: President Obama sheepishly apologized today for his incessant attacks on Wall Street over the first 15 months of his presidency. Claiming that he often mixes up the inanimate objects he likes to blame for our nation's troubles, Oba...

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Big Bird tears Elmo a new one

Funny story: Big Bird tears Elmo a new one

Sesame street was this morning cordoned off by police after a serious sexual assault on one of its cast members. Police were first called to Sesame Street in the early hours of this morning after reports of a large drunken yellow bird shouting abu...

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Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Funny story: Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird left Coronation Street last night to return back to Sesame Street where she started out. All she needs to do when she returns to Sesame street is put on her Big Bird 8 foot tall yellow outfit. Coronation Street character Kelly Crabtree wh...

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Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

Funny story: Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

"You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...

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Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

Funny story: Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...

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Oscar the Grouch Angry at Being Snubbed

Funny story: Oscar the Grouch Angry at Being Snubbed

Sesame Street character Oscar the Grouch professed that he is angry and bitter that he was snubbed for a Swine Flu public service announcement sponsored by Sesame Workshop, the Department of Health and Human Services and Homeland Security in favor of...

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Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Funny story: Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Alameda, California - As Mrs. Helen Crabtree silently takes down some of her first-grader's finger paintings from her classroom wall to make room to pin up a Sesame Street poster of Bert and Ernie whose arms would be benignly around each other's shou...

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Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

Funny story: Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

The worldwide hit children's TV show, Sesame Street is suffering at the hands of the economic downturn. The Street, as it's known in entertainment circles, has been a long running educational show using puppets created by the Jim Henson Muppet fac...

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Sesame Street hits Skid Row as The Electric Co. powers down Big Bird

Funny story: Sesame Street hits Skid Row as The Electric Co. powers down Big Bird

Sesame Street, PBS - The after affects of Ronald Reagan's Trickle Down Theory of Economics has final worked its way down like he said it would. The meltdown of Wall Street's financial district has coursed its way through the heart of every American,...

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R&B Chris Brown Re-Arrested in Tussle with Sesame Street's Elmo

Funny story: R&B Chris Brown Re-Arrested in Tussle with Sesame Street's Elmo

Once so squeaky clean, that he did the old soft shoe with Sesame Street star Elmo, Chris Brown is just about drowning in a date violence quagmire of his own making. Brown has been arrested for beating up his girlfriend and once singing partner Ri...

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Sesame Street's Big Bird Missing Since US Airways Hudson River Cruise

Funny story: Sesame Street's Big Bird Missing Since US Airways Hudson River Cruise

Yellow feathers found in the engines of the US airways flight that transformed itself into the first Hudson River Cruise ship suggest that PBS's Sesame Street star Big Bird may have been the cause or innocent victim of the airline crash. Public t...

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From Sesame Street to Wall Street

President-elect Barack Obama has named the new financial adviser who will help him when he becomes president. It is a controversial choice: The Count from Sesame Street. Count von Count has no experience in managing an economy, although he is a nu...

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Ernie Merely a "Puppet", Alleges Bert

Funny story: Ernie Merely a "Puppet", Alleges Bert

Estranged former roommates Bert and Ernie were at it again last week, with Bert leveling charges that Ernie was nothing more than a puppet of upper-level management. "He had his nose shoved so far up various peoples' asses..." Bert trailed on. "O...

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