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Funny story: The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center has just stated that The Hubble Space Telescope which is out in space has just made an interesting discovery regarding the moon. According to Virgo Coopercastle the official spokesperson for the K...
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Funny story: Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA - 911 emergency phone lines across Central California were jammed early this morning. "People all are reporting the same thing," says June Blankenship, a 911 dispatcher. "There is a strange substance coming out of the sky in...
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Funny story: Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
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Funny story: Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall: I Know What Happened to the Missing Men

Jane Goodall, the primatologist celebrated for her meticulous studies of chimps in the wild has stated that she wants people to know before something could happen to her. "I know what happened to the leading male scientists and best brains of the...
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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...
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Funny story: Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Washington, D.C. - In a groundbreaking study involving the National Institute of Health, some women are hearing unexpected results. A study financed by the National Organization for Marriage, with no bias at all, shows that women scientists would act...
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Funny story: Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Although they have been telling the public that an "unusual" rock has been discovered on Mars, scientists today announced that there were 'chiseled' markings on the rock. "At first we were excited about finding the rock and its shape", stated Jet...
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Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...
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Funny story: Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

In an important publication recently released, it states that an international research expedition to the Southern Ocean has confirmed that if it were left alone, the global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age. "We're headed...
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Funny story: Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students...
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Funny story: Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
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Funny story: Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

HOUSTON - Recent photos that were taken of the moon have turned up what scientists are calling an amazing discovery. NASA reports that the photos which were taken with the RM-8000 Alpha Camera, which is the most powerful camera in the entire world...
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Funny story: Scientists reveal complex mathematical formula for sadness

Scientists reveal complex mathematical formula for sadness

The elusive algebraic formula for a miserable life has at last been determined by a group of really fed-up researchers. The 'Feeling Crap Formula' (FCF) combines the most significant factors that make us sad, so that we can incorporate them into o...
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Funny story: Scientists discover new species of fish

Scientists discover new species of fish

PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real...
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Funny story: Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

CLEVELAND - The city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie is home to the NBA Cleveland Cavaliers, the NFL Cleveland Browns, and the MLB Cleveland Indians. It is also home to the Cleveland Diggers, which is the name of a team of scientists who trave...
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Funny story: Trains could be given anti-flatulence re-design

Trains could be given anti-flatulence re-design

Train carriages could soon be built to give better passenger protection against those engaging in extreme flatulence, following a three-year study. Scientists have devised a set of key changes that could contain explosive blasts and reduce the amo...
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Funny story: Santa Claus in Purgatory

Santa Claus in Purgatory

Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...
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Funny story: Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Wearing a Donna Karan tube dress of soft pink and diamond jewelry by Harry Winston, Minnie held a press conference in NYC yesterday off a pier at the South Street Seaport in lower Manhattan. She attracted a big crowd and spoke for ten minutes straig...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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