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Alan Titchmarsh And Rusty Lee In Live TV Sausage Making Disaster

Funny story: Alan Titchmarsh And Rusty Lee In Live TV Sausage Making Disaster

What was supposed to be a routine cooking item on gardening ace Alan Titchmarsh's UK afternoon magazine show descended into the realms of farce today as Afro-Caribbean-Brummie madcap cook Rusty Lee attempted to make home made sausages. For Caribbe...

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Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

Funny story: Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Even as the World Health Organization struggles to contain a recent outbreak of swine flu, a startling number of other swine related diseases and illnesses have begun to crop up across the globe. "This latest development is esp...

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Basra - US Army Personnel Unimpressed By Brit Bangers

Funny story: Basra - US Army Personnel Unimpressed By Brit Bangers

Basra, Iraq. Yesterday - As British forces withdrew from this southern Iraq city, they were replaced by US Army personnel, who immediately complained about the food on offer at the British base. Upon being presented with a Full English Breakfast,...

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Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter In Sausage Supply Scandal

Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter In Sausage Supply Scandal

Zimbabwean big game hunter and store proprietor Clayton Le Moors today came under fire from hordes of frustrated potential customers after promising to supply sausages with outstandingly high fresh meat content as served in the south of Africa to Eur...

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Professor reveals who really ate all the sausages

Funny story: Professor reveals who really ate all the sausages

Professor Barnaby Grossly of the Institute for Advanced Microbiological Physics, has make a stunning announcement regarding the identity of the bastard who'd being eating all the sausages in the staff canteen. Suspicion had fallen on Glenda, the b...

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New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

Funny story: New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

The Pork Apple Valley company, famous for its Smoked and Polish Sausage products, has announced a new sausage casing and line of sausage products to be secretly marketed towards gay and lesbian communities. Named "Break Free" sausage by Pork Ap...

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Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Funny story: Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...

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Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

Funny story: Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...

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Winston Churchill-shaped Sausage Worshipped by Hippy Commune

Funny story: Winston Churchill-shaped Sausage Worshipped by Hippy Commune

A 1lb pig meat sausage, which bears an uncanny resemblance to British Wartime leader Winston Churchill, is being hailed as a 'trippy hippy' idol by a cult of London-based pot smokers.

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Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Funny story: Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.

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Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Funny story: Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.

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Einstein's 'Big Bang Theory' Time Constant Found

Funny story: Einstein's 'Big Bang Theory' Time Constant Found

The academic world was advanced a thousand years by the publication of a 'long-lost' document by the genius, Einstein, which detailed the ingredients of the 'Big Bang'.

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