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Funny story: Guliani to Sell America!

Guliani to Sell America!

The former NYC mayor who parlayed 9-11 into a multi million dollar security consultant firm has found a new cash cow in the midst of American loss. The Guliani Partners will have begun hawking US real estate to on foreign markets in the wake of his c...
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Funny story: Giuliani Plan: I Parlayed 9-11 for Big Profits Now Let me do that for the GOP and ME!

Giuliani Plan: I Parlayed 9-11 for Big Profits Now Let me do that for the GOP and ME!

Rudy Giuliani who wove 9-11 blood and destruction into silver and gold has announced that he is ready to do the same for GOP hopefuls and himself! Giuliani is offering his Rumplestilskin like skills to take disaster and turn it into big bucks as long...
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Funny story: Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Despite widespread rumors to the contrary, informants close to the former mayor report that his supposed bid for the GOP presidential nomination never happened.
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Funny story: McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani withdrew from the presidential race today. After his poor performance in Florida this was no surprise. But Giuliani then stunned the world by endorsing Ron Paul as Super Tuesday approaches.
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Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...
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Funny story: Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - Voters got a rare view of a presidential candidate's strategy speech before actually hearing it when it was leaked to the public by unknown sources on Wednesday. Here is a complete copy of the speech.
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Funny story: Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Tallahassee, Florida - Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani showed up at a campaign rally in Florida, this week, wearing a Count Dracula costume, and speaking on a stage with spiderwebs, and bats hanging from the ceiling.
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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...
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Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.
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Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.
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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...
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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.
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Funny story: Televangelist Pat Robertson Endorses Devil in Fight Against Satan

Televangelist Pat Robertson Endorses Devil in Fight Against Satan

Washington D.C. -- During a news conference today, Christian Coalition founder, Pat Robertson, endorsed Rudy Giuliani in what he characterized as the "ongoing fight against Evil." Robertson explained, "Well, I've prayed to the Lord for months no...
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Funny story: Giuliani: "I Have Never Offered Bribes...I'll Give You Ten Bucks To Print That."

Giuliani: "I Have Never Offered Bribes...I'll Give You Ten Bucks To Print That."

MANCHESTER, N.H. - Rudolph Giuliani, former New York City Mayor and the current Republican presidential candidate, is facing some serious allegations after a close friend and business associate was indicted by a federal grand jury.
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Funny story: Pat Robertson backs Giuliani; denies Christian Right is fracturing, as he calls on all 700 Club members to convert to Judaism

Pat Robertson backs Giuliani; denies Christian Right is fracturing, as he calls on all 700 Club members to convert to Judaism

Washington, D.C. - Surprising fundamental Christians in the United States, Pat Robertson announced today his support of Republican Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani, whose views on abortion and lifestyle has been all but what Robertson has been pr...
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Funny story: Republican Duncan Hunter withdraws from Presidential Race

Republican Duncan Hunter withdraws from Presidential Race

After a late night in consultation with advisors to the Rudy Giuliani campaign, Duncan Hunter has announced he will withdraw from his bid for the office of President.
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Funny story: 9th Tier Presidential Candidate Ron Paul - Spoiler

9th Tier Presidential Candidate Ron Paul - Spoiler

"I've had it with that upstart Texas congressman, Ron Paul!" exclaimed a prominent CFR member. "This is not how we planned this election to play out. It is supposed to be a nail-biting battle between former mayor Rudy Giuliani and...
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After Slashing Size of Utah Monuments,Trump Will Next Sub-Divide the Grand Canyon

The portion of the Grand Canyon freed from historical status will be filled in and a casino built.
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