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Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Funny story: Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Manhattan, NYC - Months of hush-hush talks held under cover of a Hamptons International Film Festival planning committee are about to go public with the announcement of a $20bn scheme to protect Manhattan from pernicious tidal surges. Negotiations...

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Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

Funny story: Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

New York - The hit was ordered just weeks after the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law Firm attorney Vince Foster whose body was found in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia car lot in 1993. This morning aides of ex-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani recalled...

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Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

SOCHI, Russia - Russian police have revealed that they have just arrested a man at The Sochi Airport who was claiming to be the former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani. The man was arrested after it was learned that he was trying to enter Russ...

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John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Funny story: John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...

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Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Funny story: Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Republicans are outraged that President Obama has gotten around to killing terrorist matermind Osama bin Laden. "I'm crushed," said House Speaker John Boehner. "What are we gonna do now? After this it's gonna be a lot harder for our Tea Party friends to say Obama's a terrorist, or that he's secretly a Muslim. Who's gonna believe that nutbag shit now? A few people will say that it's a hoax, tha...

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Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Funny story: Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Now that Mayor Mike Bloomberg is nearing the end of his eight years in office, rumor is that he's decided not to leave, although term limit laws prevent him from running for another term next year. "He's like a guest who overstays his welcome,"...

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Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Funny story: Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Rudy Giuliani who seems to have temporarily retired from his role as PR man for 9-11 after raking in millions has recently turned to the Real estate business where he is busy selling America to strong dollar countries first! But just for one nigh...

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Guliani to Sell America!

Funny story: Guliani to Sell America!

The former NYC mayor who parlayed 9-11 into a multi million dollar security consultant firm has found a new cash cow in the midst of American loss. The Guliani Partners will have begun hawking US real estate to on foreign markets in the wake of his c...

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Giuliani Plan: I Parlayed 9-11 for Big Profits Now Let me do that for the GOP and ME!

Funny story: Giuliani Plan: I Parlayed 9-11 for Big Profits Now Let me do that for the GOP and ME!

Rudy Giuliani who wove 9-11 blood and destruction into silver and gold has announced that he is ready to do the same for GOP hopefuls and himself! Giuliani is offering his Rumplestilskin like skills to take disaster and turn it into big bucks as long...

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Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Funny story: Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Despite widespread rumors to the contrary, informants close to the former mayor report that his supposed bid for the GOP presidential nomination never happened.

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McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Funny story: McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.

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Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani withdrew from the presidential race today. After his poor performance in Florida this was no surprise. But Giuliani then stunned the world by endorsing Ron Paul as Super Tuesday approaches.

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Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...

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Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Funny story: Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - Voters got a rare view of a presidential candidate's strategy speech before actually hearing it when it was leaked to the public by unknown sources on Wednesday. Here is a complete copy of the speech.

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Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Funny story: Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani Frightens Voters in Local Primaries

Tallahassee, Florida - Rudy (9-11) Ghouliani showed up at a campaign rally in Florida, this week, wearing a Count Dracula costume, and speaking on a stage with spiderwebs, and bats hanging from the ceiling.

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Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.

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Spay Your PreTeens

Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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