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Funny story: Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium. Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...
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Funny story: Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links. Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...
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Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
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Funny story: Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

The BBC reports that a man was trapped for several hours. It is not clear how the man ended up in the wagon but the incident has now been passed to Merseyside Police. Despite the headline Police are keen to point out that it wasn't actually a Refu...
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Funny story: Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...
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Funny story: Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...
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Funny story: 'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...
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Funny story: UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: The UN have awarded one of the world's most prestigious prizes back to India for the 5th time, a record. The prize they received was the title of "The World's Hugest Rubbish Tip", which they have proudly held fo...
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Funny story: Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Yesterday in America the day of Thanksgiving was observed, families, friends and workmates all gathered to give their heartfelt appreciation for all they are fortunate enough to have received. People gather together and celebrate in the tradition...
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Funny story: Antiques Tat Roadshow

Antiques Tat Roadshow

The Antiques Road-show, a popular BBC 1 prime time show that allows members of the public to bring in their dearest and most expensive possessions for authentication, evaluation and valuation is to show a one-off show. The show came from Tatton Pa...
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Funny story: Teacher Banned For Life For Being Utterly Crap

Teacher Banned For Life For Being Utterly Crap

A teacher incapable of teaching stuff has been banned from teaching for life. Simon Nobody was head of business studies at a community technology college in Hungerford, despite being unable to read, or turn on a computer. His utter crapness was di...
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Funny story: Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

A woman from the West Midlands, who became a national figure of hate for putting a cat in a bin, has been fined £250 by her local council. Coventry City Council say they took action when video footage taken by a neighbour showed Mary Bale putting...
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Funny story: Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Paper, cardboard cartons, eggshells, a slew of filthy nappies, and a large amount of rotten food were amongst countless other items found in a wheelie bin by police searching for missing animals in Coventry. The officers from West Midlands police...
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Funny story: Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Council chiefs are set to quiz a woman after it emerged that she dumped a 4 year old cat into a residential wheelie bin. Shocking security footage showed the middle aged woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stroking the cute moggy before...
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Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...
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Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...
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Funny story: Waste review to lead to household 'slop buckets'.

Waste review to lead to household 'slop buckets'.

The powers that be, in England, are ready to demand that residents recycle all left over vegetables and meat rather than throw them out in their wheelie bins. This includes all cooked foods. This news has murderers and 'would be murderers' quak...
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Funny story: Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Even working class Rubbish Collectors think Labour are Rubbish it emerged today after a car crash involving a dustbin lorry and a volkswagen golf, in Birmingham, today just yards from where ten Labour cabinet members were standing in front of a huge...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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