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What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Funny story: What a load of rubbish - Bin police indeed!

Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...

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Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Funny story: Local Man Puts Out Bins On Wrong Night - Wife Complains

Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day. Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...

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Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

Funny story: Old Trafford Skip Mystery Deepens

The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium. Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...

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Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Funny story: Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links. Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...

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Aguilera Double Whammy

Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...

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Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

Funny story: Man trapped inside rubbish lorry

The BBC reports that a man was trapped for several hours. It is not clear how the man ended up in the wagon but the incident has now been passed to Merseyside Police. Despite the headline Police are keen to point out that it wasn't actually a Refu...

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Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Funny story: Bollywood to release "Birmingham Binwalla" in response to Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...

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Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Funny story: Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...

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'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

Funny story: 'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...

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UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

Funny story: UN award India with "World's Hugest Public Rubbish Tip" prize!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: The UN have awarded one of the world's most prestigious prizes back to India for the 5th time, a record. The prize they received was the title of "The World's Hugest Rubbish Tip", which they have proudly held fo...

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Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Funny story: Dumpster Divers Praise Bountiful Harvest

Yesterday in America the day of Thanksgiving was observed, families, friends and workmates all gathered to give their heartfelt appreciation for all they are fortunate enough to have received. People gather together and celebrate in the tradition...

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Antiques Tat Roadshow

Funny story: Antiques Tat Roadshow

The Antiques Road-show, a popular BBC 1 prime time show that allows members of the public to bring in their dearest and most expensive possessions for authentication, evaluation and valuation is to show a one-off show. The show came from Tatton Pa...

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Teacher Banned For Life For Being Utterly Crap

A teacher incapable of teaching stuff has been banned from teaching for life. Simon Nobody was head of business studies at a community technology college in Hungerford, despite being unable to read, or turn on a computer. His utter crapness was di...

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Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

Funny story: Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

A woman from the West Midlands, who became a national figure of hate for putting a cat in a bin, has been fined £250 by her local council. Coventry City Council say they took action when video footage taken by a neighbour showed Mary Bale putting...

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Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Funny story: Rubbish Found In Wheelie Bin

Paper, cardboard cartons, eggshells, a slew of filthy nappies, and a large amount of rotten food were amongst countless other items found in a wheelie bin by police searching for missing animals in Coventry. The officers from West Midlands police...

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Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Council chiefs are set to quiz a woman after it emerged that she dumped a 4 year old cat into a residential wheelie bin. Shocking security footage showed the middle aged woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stroking the cute moggy before...

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Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...

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Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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