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Coming Soon: The iCondom

Funny story: Coming Soon: The iCondom

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that The Milky Way Prophylactic Company, which is based in Long Island, New York, has announced it newest product. Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry spoke with NFM's Durango Tucker...

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Fat children 'do better in exams'

Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.

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PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

Funny story: PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...

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Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

Funny story: Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...

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Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

Funny story: A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

Apalachicola, Florida - A team of research scientists from Chicago has just spent five weeks doing research down on the Florida Gulf Coast. The team's director Dr. Randy Sangrantino, 54, stated that after spending thousands of hours studying guppi...

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Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

Funny story: Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...

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Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...

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Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Funny story: Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Europe - Conservationists are worried that high levels of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals - EDCs - in European waters are shrinking the native beasts' fabled genitals a wildlife symposium heard today. The problem's got so bad that the females of t...

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After $4-Million Study, Scientists Disappointed to Learn Truth About "Undiscovered Organism"

Funny story: After $4-Million Study, Scientists Disappointed to Learn Truth About "Undiscovered Organism"

A team of scientists announced today that after a months-long, $4-million study, they learned that what they thought was a new, undiscovered life form growing on a residential fence was actually a dog's nose protruding through a knothole. "It tu...

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Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

Funny story: Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

CHICAGO - Recent studies on the mechanics of texting have shown that overdoing it can lead to some serious complications. Professor Verdana Mindy Tenditucker, head of the Anatomical Department at Cottonball State University in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,...

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The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

Funny story: The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts - The New England Department of Fishing has just issued a statement dealing with the East Coast fishing industry. NED of F Assistant Director of Operations Blumenthal H. Persimmon, 49, has said that according to predict...

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The average Italian has no clue

Funny story: The average Italian has no clue

29 percent of all Italians above the age of 16 have no clue, the highest score within the EU, a German research has concluded. The European average of people who have no clue is 14 percent. The Italian man and women are respectively 22% and 36% cl...

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Fun Measurers Say Time-Honored "Barrel of Monkeys" Scale is Obsolete

"More fun that a barrel of monkeys," is a well-worn phrase that is obsolete and should no longer be used, said members of the National Society of Fun Measurers at their annual meeting today in Carbondale, Illinois. Veteran Fun Measurer Durward M...

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Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Funny story: Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Animals that are sensitive to the plight of others have no sense of morality because their reactions are based on an evolutionary process. What people see as human morality is actually the process of evolution. Human morality comes from the brain...

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New Study Reveals That New Studies Really Not That Informative

A recent study conducted at the University of Georgia concluded that new studies are really not that informative and that those who study studies, though studious, studied too much. Speaking from his study, Professor Jason Barlow, who boasts an im...

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Retching is catching

Watching someone retch can induce feelings of sickness in the watchers. Retching is more contagious than yawning and laughter - except when these latter two reactions are undertaken simultaneously whilst eating a biscuit. In which case, retching...

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Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...

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