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The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

Funny story: The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

Space News- A 20-year-old Imp from the planet Kangaroo has been sentenced to twenty years hard labor by a court, following the conviction on charges he insulted the prophet Hooter and his wives on Social-Media, officials said Tuesday. Hazmat is th...

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Athisis goddess statue removed in Bangore after Jaboody outcry

Funny story: Athisis goddess statue removed in Bangore after Jaboody outcry

Space news- The statue of a female Athisis goddess was removed from the Bangore Supreme Court complex, after an outcry from the religious Jaboody. The sculpture of Arena - the goddess of sex - wearing a toga was donated, but the Jaboody religious...

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Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...

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Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...

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Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

Funny story: Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

What a week it has been for the Son of the Almighty. Tuesday, Jesus himself was seen at the Tampa's infamous The Honey Pot night club, a night spot known for its super-hot drag show. A copy of Jesus's bar tab reveals he and his "posse" of Lucif...

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Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Funny story: Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Pearly Gates, Heaven - Mother Nature tips back her raggedy leaf-crown in front of God's famous gates, refusing to go to arbitration over their on-going dispute regarding her wage package. The wand-waving Disastress has been very vocal over the last s...

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GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Funny story: GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Associated Press, by Manny Jack Moe --Republican leaders House Speaker Paul Ryan, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus have opened a house of ill repute near the famous Chicken Ranch in Nevada.

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God's real, and he's a man

Funny story: God's real, and he's a man

The world's favourite atheist Richard Dawkins today announced that he had inadvertently proved the existence of a higher power with a penis. He was seen to be sitting in an Oxford pub before he threw his drink to ground, leapt to his feet and ran out...

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God No Show

Police were called out to the village of "No" in Shropshire in the early hours of this morning after pensioners staged a riot over the "non appearance of God". Forty seven geriatrics were arrested for a variety of public order offences. The annual...

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Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

Funny story: Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...

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God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

Funny story: God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

HEAVEN - God announced today in a press statement that he aimed to step down from the role of God. He clarified that: "it's difficult being God, people don't really get that there's a lot to it, you know, unleashing fiery vengeance upon whores an...

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God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...

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Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

Funny story: Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

According a late-day press conference, God announced Jesus would no longer be in the family business and that the two had mutually agreed to part ways after over 2,000 years of working together. "It probably wasn't a good idea from the start," J...

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Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Funny story: Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Greenwich CT: "Never before has there been such a horror!" said Rev. Paul Martin. He, along with 138 congregants looked somewhat dazed and had a vacant thousand yard stare in their eyes. The front lawn of Saints of Grace Lutheran Church looked like a...

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Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

Funny story: Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

The National Rifle Association and the Christian Coalition have expressed outrage and organized a string of demonstrations outside the home of retired Governor of Rome, Pontus Pilate. Gov. Pilate has drawn the ire of conservative groups because of re...

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Trinidad and Tobago IRO Provides Living Proof for Biological Evolution

Yesterday, members of the Trinidad and Tobago Inter-religious Organization left the religious community stunned by providing living proof of biological evolution. In an interview with a certain broadcast journalist, IRO president, Br. Harrypersad...

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Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

Funny story: Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

In a victory for religious libertarians, Oklahoma has passed the Family Religion And Re-Education Act, designed to keep exorcism, the casting out of demons, legal. Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern sponsored the legislation that protects family and...

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LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

Funny story: LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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