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Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Tybee Island is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship wi...

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Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.

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"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...

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Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...

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Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Funny story: Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Based on the experiences reported by most of the men interviewed, using Axe brand personal products did not have the effect of them bettering their sex life. The findings are based on anecdotal information from a series of random interviews of men e...

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Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

Funny story: Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

I understand that two people will fight, especially when they've been together as long as we have. But to take such a low road by using the @*#*!-word is just too much. How can you not remember that the last time you said @*#*! to me, I left you for more than a week? All I can take away from your use of that word this time is you want me to leave you. Is that it? Because if it is, you should just...

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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Funny story: Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron is not married, yet his break up with his girlfriend is just as disastrous as Michael Jordan's divorce to Juanita Jordan. Micheal payed Juanita a whopping $168 million dollars, which at the time made it the largest public-record divorce set...

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National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

Funny story: National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...

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Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...

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Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...

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Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

Funny story: Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...

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Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man. Bullock, who is 48, said that she thin...

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Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...

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Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend. The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have...

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Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

Funny story: Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was in Music City shopping around for a certain brand of guitar strings. Afterwards she and a close friend identified as Chevette Goobergraust, 21, had lunch at a local Burger Belle. Taylor revealed to Chevette tha...

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Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Funny story: Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...

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Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with t...

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