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Funny story: Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Based on the experiences reported by most of the men interviewed, using Axe brand personal products did not have the effect of them bettering their sex life. The findings are based on anecdotal information from a series of random interviews of men e...
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Funny story: Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

I understand that two people will fight, especially when they've been together as long as we have. But to take such a low road by using the @*#*!-word is just too much. How can you not remember that the last time you said @*#*! to me, I left you for more than a week? All I can take away from your use of that word this time is you want me to leave you. Is that it? Because if it is, you should just...
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Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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Funny story: Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron is not married, yet his break up with his girlfriend is just as disastrous as Michael Jordan's divorce to Juanita Jordan. Micheal payed Juanita a whopping $168 million dollars, which at the time made it the largest public-record divorce set...
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Funny story: National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

Sandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man. Bullock, who is 48, said that she thin...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend. The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was in Music City shopping around for a certain brand of guitar strings. Afterwards she and a close friend identified as Chevette Goobergraust, 21, had lunch at a local Burger Belle. Taylor revealed to Chevette tha...
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Funny story: Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...
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Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with t...
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Funny story: 'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

NACOGDOCHES, Texas - Selena Gomez was in East Texas visiting her Uncle Chepito "Sizzle" Bellafelli who recently retired from The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus where he performed as a fire eater for 37 years. Selena said that growin...
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Funny story: The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - The couple that Joan Rivers called one of the happiest couples that she has ever seen; since Dick and Liz, appears to be heading straight for Rocksville. A source close to both R-Pattz and K-Stew stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that the...
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Funny story: The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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